NBS BIF #16 Hints and Hauls: Sweet Sixteen - Teenage Lust Tastes Like Creamed Corn and Rolling Rock

I've got more than two umbrellas so I guess I'm out (Also no pooch!)

 

Looks like you're going to hit me! - All clues apply, assuming you consider Lake Erie as "Big Water."

 

OK, a break from the curriculum to do a little 'get to know you.'
I have moved around a decent amount in my life, at least since I moved out after high school. I've lived lived in... what a half dozen different locations over the years since then? I did, however, move back to the city in which I was born. In fact, as a side note weird coincidence, the woman I went on to marry was living in an apartment directly across the street from where I was born when we started dating. She used to find four leaf clovers in the back yard of the house that used to belong to some of our dear family friends. Anyway, I live back in the city in which I was born. My target... if I've read things correctly... definitely does not. I've visited their home town, however, and even had beer from there!
I have no specific skin in the battle that took place there, but Jedi Mind Tricks had a line about it that I enjoyed. How was '04?


Geography 101
Geography 206
Business ME3
Government 422
Health 505

 

Hint #9: my target has more trades than me (as reported on BA), and has higher Beer Karma than me.

Which kinda ticks me off.

I’ll get over it by annihilating his/her porch in a particularly egregious manner.

 

Well BIF fans, I have been hit with a wallop from @woemad -

So much Whistle Punk goodness, I’m seriously looking forward to these and they will all, except maybe the Barley Wine, be consumed in rapid order. For me at least.
He also replenished my stock of rubber bands. It’s like an entire year of Sunday papers!
Oh, and the hot sauce- 3 Ninjas in heat? That looks great!
Thanks Fred!

New LIF coming soon. Probably based on a regional football game this coming weekend.

 

Glad to see they arrived safe and sound. That might be the most cans I've put into a single USPS box. Hopefully those FH beers are still good. They were meant to go out several weeks ago. Damn Covid!

 

Legal hemp/hhc is good enough, but I have some "connections" for the good stuff occasionally

Unfortunately


PS everyone throwing sports stats to the wind might as well be speaking another language.


#1 I am shipping north of my location based on Latitude.
#2 My target's style likes list has a lot of my favorite styles, but their dislike list has some notably polarizing examples.
#3 It would take me over 12 hours to drive to my target's location

 

Ozzy, that is my big water but not yours, targets is much bigger than ours!

 

Hint 7 target liked #838
Hint 8 #851

 

I’m dropping a Haul Hint in a few minutes in another popular thread in our little cubbyhole on the interwebz from my Binny’s run last week.

Yes, I’m cross-pollinating to help @Todd pay the bills. Sue me, ya buncha frothy bastages.

 

Pretty sure I was in until this hint. Guess my tiny karma and I are out~

 

Tiny karma don’t mean chit

 

Not ruled out.

 

Size always matters.