Rant: Low Volume Pour for ABV Deemed "High"

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  1. GetMeAnIPA

    GetMeAnIPA Pooh-Bah (2,559) Mar 28, 2009 California
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    what’s up with those small pours! That’s why stopped getting them. Now I ask for whiskey on the rocks. I get more.
     
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  2. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    The OP stated: "Isn't that what your main squeeze is for, to drive you home?"

    No mention of "sex" there so how is his post "sexist"? :confused:

    Cheers!
     
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  3. Resistance88

    Resistance88 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,462) Apr 9, 2015 California
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    i just assumed a gender

    major party foul. i guess Gender Role is more appropriate

    oops. i did it again
     
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  4. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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  5. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    I'm not going go dispute that these kinds of situations occur, but don't get me started on explaining it.
     
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  6. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    Did you ever tell the bartender to "just leave the bottle," like they do in the old westerns? I'm dying to try that sometime. With a bottle of Midleton Very Rare.
     
  7. Resistance88

    Resistance88 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,462) Apr 9, 2015 California
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    " That'll be $ 900.00 + Tip sir"
     
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  8. Providence

    Providence Pooh-Bah (2,652) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island
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  9. Providence

    Providence Pooh-Bah (2,652) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island
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    I'll bet both my testicles that the OP is a straight male.
     
  10. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    I suppose you value ownership of your testicles a bit less than mine?

    But gamble as you wish!

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  11. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Pooh-Bah (2,341) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    Sippie cup pours really urk me.
    Yes, high gravity beers do cost more to brew than the typical 5%'er, but not that much more.
    Mixed fermentation beers also cost more to brew with aging time, barrels and such but they usually come in a grownup glass.
    I brew & drink mostly higher alcohol beers at home so it really gets under my skin when I order a beer that I know I will enjoy only for it to show up in a teeny 7oz snifter. W. T. F?
    I can order Long island iced tea in pint glasses until I fall off my barstool, but the 9% beer is too strong to serve in a real glass?
    B***c please!
    I'd pay the few extra dollars for a manly pour, if need be.
    Allagash Curieux was the last beer I had served to me in that way.
    I was very upset when the thimble of beer was presented in front of me.
    I wanted another, but refused to pay full price for another round & found something else to drink.
    Guess what's next up on my brew schedule? Yup, a Curieux clone!
    It was a good Triple, different, lightly oaked & a nice dry finish. We'll see how that goes.
    Let's start a petition to do away with small pours!
    We are all grown adults capable of making our own decisions and when to drink water or call an Über.
    You don't see bartenders pouring half shots of Bookers, Macallan 25, Louix XIII, Johnny Blue just because they cost more. You just pay more.
     
  12. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Haven't done that, but have told them to keep it close, they're going to be needing it again. Soon.
     
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  13. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Preach!
     
  14. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    I hate it when there's a nice Barleywine on tap and it comes in the kids meal size glass. It saves the bartenders time to just give me a damn pint, cuz I am gonna have another if you serve the small pour. Give me the pint, and I'm likely to order something else next. give me a shorty, and I've gotta go for it twice.

    Big Beers Deserve Big Glasses!!!!!
     
  15. BMBCLT

    BMBCLT Grand Pooh-Bah (3,427) May 9, 2014 South Carolina
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    Ain't nothin', like having a pint of a 12% ABV beer for $20.
     
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  16. GetMeAnIPA

    GetMeAnIPA Pooh-Bah (2,559) Mar 28, 2009 California
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    I don’t if anyone else responded but it’s $5 for half pours and $9 for full pours regardless of the style. So I ordered the double IPAs. The pricing doesn’t make sense at all. Paying $9 for a seltzer or a light beer? Maybe they figure you over pay and under pay? The double ipa came in the same glass their 5% pale ale did.
     
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  17. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Prices ain't that bad here, yet. But it'd prolly be a $12-14 buck pint. Which is still preferable to 2-10oz pours at $7-8.
     
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  18. Hotajax

    Hotajax Aspirant (201) Oct 4, 2020 Pennsylvania
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    The nerds at my local brew pub will cut you off.
     
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  19. Hotajax

    Hotajax Aspirant (201) Oct 4, 2020 Pennsylvania
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    Yeah I'm sexist. Suck it up. You'll get over it in time. Better yet, turn me in to HR. If you don't like my response to you, don't open the dialogue with a personal insult.
     
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  20. Resistance88

    Resistance88 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,462) Apr 9, 2015 California
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    I can smell your toxic masculinity from here.
     
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