NBS BIF #17 Hints and Hauls: Subaru Drivers Won't Keep Us From Our Magic Water Breakfast

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  1. Roguer

    Roguer Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,811) Mar 25, 2013 Connecticut
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    Let's go! This is NBS BIF round 17 (AKA NBS BIF #14 Episode IV: A New Hope (for New Beer)), and we are live.

    Quick rules reminder (very quick):

    *Official share date: weekend of April 22-23.
    *At least 96 ounces of new-to-your-target beer.
    *At least one Mystery Beer.
    *At least one local food (or food-related) item.
    *At least one item of brewery "swag."
    *You must drink at least one of your received beers on the official share weekend.
    *Post at least two clues per week in this thread.

    If you have not sent me and @FBarber your shipping information, any black out dates (or shipping restrictions), food allergies, and T-shirt size, please do that now. Please also include beer styles you specifically like or dislike, or any swag preferences, unless you're willing to roll the dice on your sender's tastes. :wink:

    I'm putting together pairings this morning. Frank and I will review them, and once we're on the same page, I will send them out via BM.

     
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  2. FBarber

    FBarber Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,325) Mar 5, 2016 Illinois
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  3. Roguer

    Roguer Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,811) Mar 25, 2013 Connecticut
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    Demographics and pairing information (you're welcome, @snaotheus ):

    *We have only one participant in CA this round. Similarly, we only have one participant from MI. Both are typically strongly represented.
    *No one from NY or NJ, nor OH or MN.
    *Two participants from PA (three if you count @ovaltine :wink: ), WA (from each end of the state), wee CT, and MA.
    *That means four New England participants. I expect the Fox Farm, Tree House, and Hill Farmstead to be flowing. :wink:
    *No one from the US Southeast (FL, GA, SC, NC) or classic South (AL, MS), unless you count AR. TX is its own thing. No one from the pure Mid-Atlantic region (MD, DC, DE - put VA wherever you want, they're out, too).
    *UT, ID, and AR are represented, which is awesome.

    As far as what you can expect with pairings (to try and guess your sender):

    *I will not pair someone in the same state.
    *I will not pair someone with an adjacent state, if it can be helped.
    *I will not normally pair someone with a target they've had before (as far as I have tracking data, which I think covers everyone in this round). That means that if someone was your official sender in a previous round, there is an extremely low probability that they are your sender this round. The farther back that pairing goes, though, the higher the probability. This absolutely does not include LIFs, ninjas, and retaliation; your previous sender is 100% in play to be your next target.
    *I try to avoid pairing people in the same overall geographic region. This does happen, though, so it's not a hard no.

    That last one requires some explanation. For simplicity, and based on distro and driving distances, I put the following states into these geographic clusters:

    *PA is too close to the New England states in play (CT and MA). ME would be another story. So I'm lumping PA with CT and MA for "same region." I would do the same for NY and NJ if they were in play.
    *CA is lumped with ID and UT.
    *IL and AR are lumped, as are IN and AR. (No need for IL-IN, as they are already adjacent.)
    *Yes, the Great Lakes region as a whole is a thing, but for these purposes, I'm not lumping PA and IL, or PA and IN. PA is pretty sufficiently distant from those two states, even if culturally it's obviously a lot closer to those states than the New England states. This isn't about culture; it's about distance and distro.
    *That said, I am lumping MI and PA. Maybe that's just because of how it looks on a map. Sue me.

    Finally, some interesting notes and demographics when looking at previous pairings:

    *@ovaltine and @Whyteboar are the most limited based on previous pairings (not geography), each having targeted four different current participants before.
    *TX, UT, IL, and ID seem to be our real wildcards here, with over 81% of the field for those senders without any concerns about geography (even soft limits) or previous targets. If you remove soft limits (same region, previous targets from sufficiently long ago), that shoots up to over 90% of the field in play.

    Pairings coming soon .....
     
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  4. colts9016

    colts9016 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,391) Jul 2, 2007 Idaho
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    Ready for the shenanigans!
     
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  5. ovaltine

    ovaltine Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,787) Apr 6, 2010 Indiana
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    In addition to Indiana and Pennsylvania, I also live in Paraguay and Tibet.

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  6. Ozzylizard

    Ozzylizard Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,419) Oct 5, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    Hint #2 ? If you live near here, you're probably not my target (again):

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  7. FBarber

    FBarber Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,325) Mar 5, 2016 Illinois
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    Pre-Hint #1: I am shipping in a direction that combines at least two of the following: North, south, east, or west
     
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  8. Whyteboar

    Whyteboar Grand Pooh-Bah (4,286) Jun 7, 2008 Michigan
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    That's some serious data crunching there @Roguer - well done.
     
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  9. DavyJonesXXX

    DavyJonesXXX Pooh-Bah (2,848) Aug 6, 2021 Texas
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    I know my beer soaked pea brain could barely keep up..
     
  10. ovaltine

    ovaltine Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,787) Apr 6, 2010 Indiana
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    It’s Mystery Beer time!!! This is courtesy of my friend @woemad from NBS BIF #16. It’s obviously a crowler and I did NOT mean for it to sit for nearly a month, but there was …. a communication breakdown between Joy and me - I know better than to put something that I want to consume quickly in the kitchen fridge without expressly saying, “DON’T MOVE THIS!!!”

    My bad, Fred - hopefully, this isn’t a “time sensitive” beer. And as always with the mystery beers, let’s do this live.

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    Popping the top, caramel notes emerge from the crowler. A fairly aggressive pour reveals a burnt orange colored beer with a slight amount of haze and a sudsy white head. The caramel is still present on the nose, and there’s some oak notes that edge towards a barrel notes. Very interesting.

    The taste has that caramel note that was prominent right out of the crowler, and there’s a bit of an oaky flavor, but no barrel - this isn’t light by any means, but it’s not “barrel ABV heavy.” It drinks very easily and is medium bodied. There’s also a bit of floral hop flavors that are very tasty.

    Having said all of that, I have no idea what I’m dealing with here. The caramel and oak are reminiscent of a winter warmer (and so is the body), but it doesn’t have the look - at all - of a winter warmer. It looks more like a festbier, but it’s heavier than that.

    Whatever it is, I’m really enjoying it, and place it firmly in 4.25 range. Let’s check out the reveal.

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    From Iron Goat Brewing Co. in Spokane, this is “SURPRISE!!!” which of course isn’t a beer shown on BA or Untappd, so I have no idea what this is, other than a 7.5% ABV beer that drinks really well. Help a beer nerd out, Fred!!!
     
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  11. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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  12. WunderLlama

    WunderLlama Grand Pooh-Bah (4,820) Dec 27, 2010 Massachusetts
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    let’s go !
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  13. woemad

    woemad Grand Pooh-Bah (5,601) Jun 8, 2003 Washington
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    Sadly, it was a little time sensitive, but I'd already fucked that up by getting it to you late. It's a gin barrel aged Buzzsaw McThunder IPA. You are well within your right to downwardly shift that score.
    Incidentally, I'd asked them to leave the crowler blank, because I'd not realized they'd developed fancy crowler labels. During the pandemic, they were pretty much just writing on the crowler with a marker, and so I'd asked them to "leave it blank" on account of it's planned "mystery beer" status.

    Yeah, it's a ****-up on several levels.
     
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  14. woemad

    woemad Grand Pooh-Bah (5,601) Jun 8, 2003 Washington
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  15. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Iz troo.

    I took a fall last week that has setback my recovery, and I'm not working much (at all the 10 days), just can't afford it.
     
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  16. Roguer

    Roguer Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,811) Mar 25, 2013 Connecticut
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    That's amazing. I love everything about what just happened here.
     
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  17. ovaltine

    ovaltine Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,787) Apr 6, 2010 Indiana
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    Now that makes sense! I was definitely getting something boozy, but it was oaky more than it was boozy. And any tardiness is on me - I had that for more than a month.

    And I still really enjoyed it - very easy drinking at the ABV. Glad you sent it my way, my friend.
     
  18. woemad

    woemad Grand Pooh-Bah (5,601) Jun 8, 2003 Washington
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    This sounds a lot like someone needs a care package.
    It's like a collision of great ships, just substitute "great ships" with "dumbasses." :joy:
     
  19. snaotheus

    snaotheus Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,924) Oct 6, 2008 Washington
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    So...uhhh.....
    I guess we're guessing who are targets are?
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  20. DavyJonesXXX

    DavyJonesXXX Pooh-Bah (2,848) Aug 6, 2021 Texas
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    That's what I'm wondering.. :thinking_face:

    I'm trying to get this party kicked off asap!!
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