NBS BIF #17 Hints and Hauls: Subaru Drivers Won't Keep Us From Our Magic Water Breakfast

So this came in the other day apparently, someone else brought it in the house and I didn’t find out until just now



I know @woemad is my sender, and this box did come from Washington, though the note has me thrown off. Apparently there’s 2 BIFers from WA here according to this:

But, I’ve seen three from WA posting in here. I tried looking at all of their profiles to see if I could match the first name Ryan (from the package) to one of them, but no luck So, this is the BIF fuckery I’ve heard so much about eh?

 

I'm sorry, I am pretty sure that there is no Ryan from Renton in this Bif. You can trust me, Llama's are very tame, polite and beleivable creatures. Now, Ryan from North Dakota....

 

Curious you know the town is Renton despite the fact I didn't say that

 

To further muddy things, these beers are generally most likely to be found in Portland, OR, not Renton, WA. Most of them - the breweries, not the beers - I do not have access to at all in eastern Washington.

 

I don't even know who to be suspicious of anymore lol

 

I went to a large ren fair in this state. Next hint. Packing a box up to leave shortly

 

Good work! And I'm only about half way through my clues! First box will ship Monday.

 

Well, that was no help. The Ohio River doesn't exist until you get way south to Pittsburgh - I'm north of the Allegheny. Although the Iroquois considered the Allegheny part of the Ohi:yo:h and this is Seneca country so...

 

BIF Fuckery, a classic neck tattoo choice.

 

Love the ad!

 

While I was thinking about using some indigenous tribal areas as clues....those ain't dem.

 

How many in this BIF fit into this new clue?
PS, thanks for at least listening to the first part of the song, Bob.

 

Rivers do weird shit sometimes. In @snaotheus country, the Green River magically becomes the Duwamish River just short of where it empties into Puget Sound. Guess nobody noticed it was the same river until after all the signs had been made.

 

Anyone and everyone

 

Could be me. There is a statue of Popeye in Alma Arkansas. Used to be a Spinach Cannery there