Looking For A Beer With Bite

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by abeerwithbite, Apr 16, 2025.

  1. abeerwithbite

    abeerwithbite Initiate (30) Apr 16, 2025

    By beer with bite, I don't mean a high alcohol content beer.

    Back in the late 90s, I occasionally purchased those magazines like Maxim, FHM, & Stuff.

    One of those featured an Asian kid who would review certain food & drink items in every issue. One month he reviewed a beer, & I'm pretty sure it was Meister Brau.

    I thought it was hilarious when he closed the review by saying “goes down like razor blades”

    That's when I remembered that my friends & I camped out one night back in the late 80s. Since we were all under age, we found somebody to buy us a case of beer.

    I'm 99% certain it was Meister Brau & the more I thought about it, I remembered that it went down really hard.

    That's what I'm looking for, but I haven't had any luck.

    Does such a beer still exist ?

    I've tried a lot of different brands, but none of them are what I'm looking for. The most recent recommendation was PBR, but that failed as well.

    Any help would be greatly appreciated.

    Thanks in advance.
     
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  2. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    Help us a little more - you mentioned Meister Brau and PBR, so are you looking for only a light lager for the style?
     
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  3. abeerwithbite

    abeerwithbite Initiate (30) Apr 16, 2025

    Thanks for the reply.

    I wish I could explain it better. I just want a beer that actually stings the inside of your mouth & throat a little bit. Seems like every beer I've drank consistently over the past 20 years has zero fizz/sting whatsoever & other than the alcohol content, is as smooth as water.
     
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  4. TheIPAHunter

    TheIPAHunter Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,026) Aug 12, 2007 California
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    Are you feeling adventurous? If so, I have a few remedies for that itch.
     
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  5. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    If you don't have an aversion to over-hopped beers, look for double or triple IPAs at the store.
     
  6. elNopalero

    elNopalero Grand Pooh-Bah (5,822) Oct 14, 2009 Michigan
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    Hops. You seek hops.
     
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  7. gatornation

    gatornation Grand High Pooh-Bah (10,388) Apr 18, 2007 Arizona
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    Stone IPA it’s easy to find. It will wet your whistle.
     
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  8. Giantspace

    Giantspace Grand Pooh-Bah (3,043) Dec 22, 2011 Pennsylvania
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    Drink trunk temperature Budweiser fast, maybe chug it from the can.


    Thank me later


    Enjoy
     
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  9. LeinenkugelDrinker

    LeinenkugelDrinker Pooh-Bah (2,171) Feb 14, 2023 Nevada
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  10. readyski

    readyski Pooh-Bah (1,557) Jun 4, 2005 California
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    I'm thinking Arrogant Bastard for you.
     
  11. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    King Sue.
    You're welcome.
     
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  12. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    There is already a thread for this: Dry, Bitter IPAs.

    Cheers!
     
  13. jesskidden

    jesskidden Grand Pooh-Bah (3,145) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    Statute of limitations is probably expired but sounds like you and the reviewer had a good shot at a successful lawsuit against the now-defunct Miller Brewing Co. over what sounds like defective bottles or cans of Meister Brau Beer. Glass or aluminum shards?
     
  14. billlang

    billlang Zealot (545) Jul 20, 2020 Pennsylvania
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    How about a beer brewed with hot peppers? Habanero Sculpin is one I tried and it hit me hard in the back of my throat.
     
  15. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    When I first started drinking beer at a youthful age (late teens) I had a difficult time downing it. Guys I knew could chug beer like water -- I just couldn't drink big gulps because it was too harsh to me.

    50 years later and I have no trouble getting the beverage down. Just my theory, but I think I had to get used to the carbonation -- and maybe that's what you remember and have grown accustomed to as well.
     
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  16. Redrover

    Redrover Grand Pooh-Bah (3,676) Jan 18, 2003 Illinois
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    I think the OP should try a shot of Malort with his next beer. That will do the trick!
     
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  17. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    The way you are describing it, it sounds like you are looking for a beer with plenty of carbonation still in the liquid (although that might not be what you are actually after). Drink straight from the can/bottle and don't pour your beer into a glass. I'm guessing you might already do that though. (I'd rather pour my beer into a glass to release the carbonation, but to each their own.)

    On a different note - give Sierra Nevada Pale Ale a shot. It has a light green label/packaging. It won't take you back to Meister Brau, but chasing that memory might not give you what you are really searching for anyway.
     
  18. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    It will do *something!* :nauseated_face:
     
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  19. Shanex

    Shanex Grand Pooh-Bah (4,960) Dec 10, 2015 France
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    Is it still around? Man that was a wild beer. Burn like hell… and I’m not even a “mayonnaise is spicy” weakling.
     
  20. billlang

    billlang Zealot (545) Jul 20, 2020 Pennsylvania
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    Thier web site says it's available in 16oz and draft. It's been a few years ago since I had it. Once was enough for me.