Tree House (2025)

TH Whiskey bringing people together, reminiscing about the old days... but perhaps not how TH expected.

 

I was trying to be funny because when I read this line, my mind interpreted it differently. I was like whoa, TMI. I then i realized you meant hit you guys while driving. Lol.

I do know the weird shop teacher who dressed in his 70’s brown suits and absolutely drilled my friend and I senior year in my car, at 3pm, piss drunk, before graduation.

 

Hahah def a drunk driver accident. Let’s be clear haha

 

I keep re-reading this and can’t stop fucking laughing! Haha This was also written stone sober.

Sometimes I impress myself.

 

Im telling you, I was like what the fuck did I just read?! Man, bro just trauma dumping on us.

 

At this point, there is no other way to interpret that sentence!

 

HAHAHA, now I see it. Post of the year.

 

Obviously I’m buying the 17% pumpkin latte in barleywine form. So I can be sick from 22 ounces of said syrup.

It’s basic bitch Lean.

 

I, for one, appreciate more 15%+ barrel-aged offerings and think Tree House has done a really good job with adjuncts (loved the amburana in Tree of Perception; Foster - Wild Thai was delicious). But for christ's sake, release 'em in 12 oz bottles.

 

Haha, I was just being a bit sarcastic.

We bought the bottle of coconut truth and enjoyed it. But took a few years off our life. We couldn’t finish it. Gotta add a little humor.

And that was just over 13%

 

Post does not mention vomit or sawdust. Contacting the mods…

 

Money grab or tough times at TH?

$279 spirits membership for the "right" to buy future releases (excludes beer). Comes with a 750 of old fashioned, a stout, and a 4 pack.

 

Maybe some people into spirits enjoy being dominated by Nate?

“Yeah, give me your money and you get on your knee’s and beg me for my batch 1 whiskey….”

 

I figured this would be beneficial after you establish a bourbon program. I wouldn't even pay $280 for the right to purchase Pappy or any other super rare bourbon.

 

"We’ve learned an enormous amount over the years, and many lessons have left us with scar tissue. Some early releases were even regrettable, yet others exceeded our own expectations, offering glimpses of what’s possible when the magic aligns."

At least they are aware.

 

"The future holds unlimited potential for human connection and shared memories, and we invite you to join us as we explore it together - one barrel, one bottle, and one gathering at a time."

Fucking christ...

 

Juliu$$$$$

 

sold out in about an hour. shocked it took that long

 

I assume you're pulling this quote from the post on social media, but holy shit. They had a "regrettable" product and they still released it because they could release farts in a jar and slap Tree House on it and people would buy it. Do I have that logic correct?

"Sir, this pasta gave everyone in the office diarrhea."

Well, that's regrettable. The masses will love it! Release it. The people are waiting.

 

Hilarious! If they don't name the 1st batch in this program "Sawdust Vomit" I'm using it as my next band name