Worst Beer You've Ever Had?

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  1. Domingo

    Domingo Grand Pooh-Bah (4,252) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
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    Anything goes? 3 Degrees of Awesome from Grand Lake Brewery. They were in a death spiral around that time and I think they just blended 3 infected beers together. It was a wild combination of butter, vomit, and vinegar.

    For something that was pretty widespread, the original version of Oskar Blues GUBNA tasted like salty onions.
     
  2. zotzot

    zotzot Grand Pooh-Bah (5,352) Feb 22, 2015 Vermont
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    Yes
    I had this also, and it was truly horrible
    There was a pepper in the bottle and it was like drinking pepper juice
    No hint in the taste of beer
     
  3. lackenhauser

    lackenhauser Pooh-Bah (2,721) Dec 10, 2002 Maryland
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    John Barleycorn Barleywine. Have always loved the style. This was 30+ years ago. I don’t even know if it was by Mad River. Bought 2 singles. Was like sucking on pine sap and smoke. Drain pour. Waited 6 months an popped the 2nd bottle with a buddy. Just as awful.

    FYI-I always liked SA Triple Bock for what it was.
     
  4. John_M

    John_M Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,849) Oct 25, 2003 Washington
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    Haven't thought about that beer in some time. It's probably been nearly 40 years since I last had a bottle.

    It pissed me off that Mad River labeled it as a barleywine (which was the only reason I bought it), as it tasted nothing like one. A really bad beer, that for some reason Mad River kept on making for a number of years after the initial release.

    And for what it's worth, I also didn't find the SA triple bock all that terrible. Same with Bud light Chelada (which I fully expected to be awful) and the Cave Creek chili beer (which I found to just be another crappy aal, with some added flavor and heat from the chili).
     
  5. Amendm

    Amendm Pooh-Bah (2,601) Jun 7, 2018 Rhode Island
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    Not Your Father's Root Beer!

    This rates an even 4, I can't understand why. I gave it a fair shot by finishing the bottle. I don't drain pour and I always finish what's on my plate, even if I don't like it.

    It was horrible!
    Cheers.
     
  6. BruChef

    BruChef Maven (1,277) Nov 8, 2009 New York
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  7. MutuelsMark

    MutuelsMark Grand Pooh-Bah (5,787) Jan 23, 2015 Kentucky
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  8. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Oh man, that beer was bad.
     
  9. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Agreed.
     
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  10. moodenba

    moodenba Pooh-Bah (2,502) Feb 2, 2015 New York
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    I can't say that Cave Creek is worst I've ever had. But out of the bad beer candidates I have encountered, Cave Creek Chili Beer stands out for its memorable weird flavor.
     
  11. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    Bud Light Platinum.

    "Light golden color, with a decent-looking white head that settled into a thin ring. It was all downhill from there. Putrid aroma reminiscent of ditch water, with a flavor profile to match. Had this been produced by a small brewery, I might have written it off as a bad batch or something. However, since it was produced by an international conglomerate that prides itself on quality and consistency, I can only conclude that it was designed this way. Do not waste your money on this swill."

    1.12/5 (rDev -50%)

    Makes a pretty good root beer float.
     
  12. DarkDragon999

    DarkDragon999 Maven (1,331) Feb 13, 2013 Rhode Island

    Lagunitas Dark Swan. It tasted like grape cough medicine.
     
  13. jesskidden

    jesskidden Grand Pooh-Bah (3,145) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    I bought a case of it. :grin:
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    Well, actually, my wife did. A local liquor store had a coupon for "20% off any case of beer". This at a time when a case of SABL was going for about $20, a case of Bud around $10-12. The Triple Bock was typically sold for $5/single (and up). I remember that store's retail price of the SATB was about $90-100 with their standard case discount.

    I gave the coupon to my wife and told her to buy that case - as I recall there was only one in stock at the time. (I don't really remember why I had my wife do it - possibly because of previous.... "disagreements" with that retailer? :thinking_face: Could have been.:smile:) They gave her a hard time about it, but eventually they let here use the coupon, so I ...she... got it for around $75?

    Sure, sometimes I wondered who got the best deal - me or the retailer? (The common wisdom was that the early vintages were not as bad as that last one.)

    Yeah, see - how do I believe the quoted reviewer who can't even read the label - "8.45 FL. OZ." - correctly...:wink:
     
  14. Brook82

    Brook82 Pundit (889) Oct 21, 2018 Ohio

    Sam Adams Pumpkin beer. Disgusting. I may catch some flack for mentioning Founder's Solid Gold. Reminded me of watered down Pine Sol.
     
  15. brewme

    brewme Grand Pooh-Bah (4,014) Mar 1, 2014 Massachusetts
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    Bud Light & Clamato Chelada
    Anheuser-Busch
     
  16. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Got any left?
     
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  17. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    And, as I found out through a friend, a solid mixer with Gin. Try a gin and root beer sometime, it's more interesting than a rum and coke.
     
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  18. ovaltine

    ovaltine Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,787) Apr 6, 2010 Indiana
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    Tiberian Inquisitor, a Belgian Pale Strong Ale from Three Floyds. It tasted what I think nail polish would taste like.

    One of two drain pours I’ve had over the years - the other was a decidedly skunked beer that had gone bad.

    That was not the case with the Inquisitor, who should’ve interrogated the brewer that made him.
     
  19. John_M

    John_M Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,849) Oct 25, 2003 Washington
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    It was a pretty bad beer, no doubt. However, what I found puzzling was AB's use of the word "light." The abv. is 6% and the calorie count is 139. So roughly 6 calories less than regular bud? In what shape or form is this a light beer?

    Give me a break AB.
     
  20. deleted_user_1379257

    deleted_user_1379257 Pundit (865) Feb 17, 2026
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    Does the average Bud Light drinker read much past "Bud Light?" Heck, they may even buy on sight without being able to read the label. Oops, too far? :crazy_face:
     
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