If you were to host a bad beer tasting party...

I'd attempt to assemble at least a few of the beers from here: http://beeradvocate.com/community/threads/beers-that-you-regret-purchasing.62990/

 

Sea Dog Raspberry Wheat Ale!! I had it sometime last week. I like Raspberry Ice Tea, and Raspberry in general, but this beer was incredibly wretched. It was overly sweet, almost wine cooler-esque. But, the worst part was that awful fruity aftertaste would not go away for hours!

Maybe we should stay away from all Raspberry stuff in the future...

 

Short's Neapolitan Milk Stout. Someone brought a bottle to a BA tasting a few months ago, and the best description someone came up with was "it tastes like an ashtray full of regret - so, Las Vegas at 4:30AM."

 

chilli beer is a requirement!


http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/677/38763


and OP: if you are doing this i'll ship you some for free...i live like 20 miles away from where its made

and they even have it at big box hell:
http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=133


All i want back is:

(1) BA posted pics of the ppl drinking it...im dreaming of those "bitter beer face" commercials from the 1990s for Keystone
(2) video of somebody finishing one and eating the beast inside

and FWIW aged DFH Fort is among the best beers ever made.... get soem thats been around 3 - 5 years....

 

Oude tart

I would preface the pour with LOL HAY GUYZ, IT COSTS 20 BUX AND ITS FROM TEH BRUERY!11!11!

Then cackle as they all gagged and poured the shit down the toilet.


Oh wait, I've already done that.

Can I have my twenty dollars back?

 

You sir, are tripping. Oude Tart is absolutely delicious. I would have to go with Sam Adams Triple Bock.

Edit: Also, Tioga/Sequoia's Chile beer is something worth trying...just not worth trying a second time...unless you're making a red beer out of it.

 

Did you eat nothing but crabapples soaked in cider vinegar for the entirety of your life before trying oude tart? If you liked it, then you need to drink real sours. If you had a different batch than mine and mine was super fucked, then I'm sorry.

 

I've had many sours, "real" sours as well... also been on BA for longer than 7 months (cough). The reviews and sales of this beer speak for themselves. I understand that there are highly rated beers out there that people don't care for, but making this beer out to being pure awful is just ignorant.

Edit: This was meant to be a reply to YogiBeer

 

No but you dont understand, I've had tons of sours. Loved 99% of them.

No Carb, No flavor, No depth, tasted like pure crabapple. WAS MINE WRONG!??!?!?!?!?1 WHY DONT I GET THIS BEER?!?!?!?!??!?!!?


PS: Join date means literally next to nothing. At All. Ever. (cough)

PPS: Do you have access to their sales numbers?

 

Its hip to hate Oude Tart. It's a good beer. nothing outrageous.
it does require some attention though...that's a good thing

 

I'm not doing it to be hip, I swear. 100% honest

 

well for the fun of it... i'm serious...so if you ver have this crapbeerfest let me know a week or so in advance.
but i travel a lot so maybe a little more than that

 

All glasses must be frosted.


Edit...don't forget an infected 09 Abyss. Which y'all then must make a video review.

 

Buck Range - worst shit I have ever had.

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/302/66259

 

I have the full lineup of Two Brothers 15 Beers for 15 Years just waiting for such an event.

 

Go ahead and invite Shipyard to that party.

 

That nasty Rogue stuff in the pink bottle, you will also need to get the other stomach stuff in the pink bottle.