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Evil Eye
Melanie Brewing Company


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- From:
- Melanie Brewing Company
- Wisconsin, United States
- Style:
- Malt Liquor
- ABV:
- 10%
- Score:
- 47
- Avg:
- 1.56 | pDev: 33.97%
- Reviews:
- 52
- Ratings:
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Feb 20, 2018
- Added:
- Nov 10, 2004
- Wants:
- 18
- Gots:
- 1
SCORE
47
Awful
47
Awful


Notes:
None
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Reviewed by OldSchoolMike from North Carolina
1.5/5 rDev -3.8%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1.5
1.5/5 rDev -3.8%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1.5
I literally had to hold my nose as I consumed this. Good for nothing other than a cheap buzz that will make you wish that you had chosen something else.
Dec 14, 2017Reviewed by Fudpuckerynot69 from Indiana
3.5/5 rDev +124.4%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 4 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5
3.5/5 rDev +124.4%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 4 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5
When I want a lot of kick-ass lager, it works cheaply. I'm not some so-called snob who thinks this is the worst they ever had. These folks must have been born after Pabst quit making Red, White & Blue(the kind you bought to give unwanted guests). Most "high gravity" beers kind of suck, if you compare them with "craft" beers. BUT, if you want a buzz, Evil Eye will get you there quickly. Truth be known, I would prefer it over regular Budweiser! I buy a 40 oz. bottle for $1.17 at a friends string of stores. After the first 6 ozs. it gets better, as with most high alcohol beers. There, a different kind of review!
Aug 25, 2016Reviewed by rodbeermunch from Nevada
1.38/5 rDev -11.5%
look: 1.75 | smell: 1.25 | taste: 1.25 | feel: 1.75 | overall: 1.5
1.38/5 rDev -11.5%
look: 1.75 | smell: 1.25 | taste: 1.25 | feel: 1.75 | overall: 1.5
Yellow beer that foams up but doesn't stick together to form a head. Smell is of corn based infused grain alcohol.
Taste is more like hard liquor than beer, barley missing, hops missing, harsh alcohol heat and corn shot killing you not softly edge. Vodka boilermaker.
Bad even for style.
Mar 27, 2016Taste is more like hard liquor than beer, barley missing, hops missing, harsh alcohol heat and corn shot killing you not softly edge. Vodka boilermaker.
Bad even for style.
Reviewed by KACK1533 from Massachusetts
1.56/5 rDev 0%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 2
1.56/5 rDev 0%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 2
Had the opportunity to taste this when I worked at the liquor store. Look was your typical malt liquor/adjunct lager. Smelled of green apples, jet fuel. Left legs on the glass. This was pretty foul stuff, as I recall the liquor store didn't really sell much of it and we liquidated stock. Felt slick in the mouth, like something I don't like. Avoid at all costs.
Jan 17, 2016Reviewed by chum_husk from Minnesota
3.3/5 rDev +111.5%
look: 3 | smell: 1.75 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 5 | overall: 4
3.3/5 rDev +111.5%
look: 3 | smell: 1.75 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 5 | overall: 4
16oz can, poured into a crystal chalice... just kidding I chugged it out of the can like everyone else drinking this garbage juice.
The look I can't comment on, but the smell isn't great: fruity low quality booze and trashcan-juice. Not ideal... The taste honestly isn't that bad, I was expecting the worst but it is very drinkable. Sugary booze, like a white wine version of Mad Dog with a sour candy aftertaste. Dry with almost no alcohol burn because of the extreme sweetness.
Unfairly shat-upon here. Sure, it's not tasty beer, but that's not it's purpose. Rating for the style it is very good. Give it a shot if you're into hobo swill
Jun 01, 2013The look I can't comment on, but the smell isn't great: fruity low quality booze and trashcan-juice. Not ideal... The taste honestly isn't that bad, I was expecting the worst but it is very drinkable. Sugary booze, like a white wine version of Mad Dog with a sour candy aftertaste. Dry with almost no alcohol burn because of the extreme sweetness.
Unfairly shat-upon here. Sure, it's not tasty beer, but that's not it's purpose. Rating for the style it is very good. Give it a shot if you're into hobo swill
Reviewed by Raime from Korea (North)
1.87/5 rDev +19.9%
look: 1 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2.25
1.87/5 rDev +19.9%
look: 1 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2.25
A - Pours a very clear yellow with a massive white head that leaves no lacing. Hmmm pretty typical.
S - Only thing I can honestly think of from this scent is grapes and fusel alcohol.
T - Tastes exactly like a Jack Hammer from Melanie, But with a slight bit more of an alcohol burn at the end. Trust me, It isn't as bad as what you might think, depening on whether or now you're having a good time with your friends, or basing all of your reviews off Maxiums or Mad Hatter. Grapes and fusel galore, with a tad bit of malt and luckily no adjunct.
M - Heavy stinging carbonation with a medium to heavy body
O - Overall, It was very average for a malt liquor of this strenght. I'd have again if with I were with my friend's ( remember, I am in fact only 23 so I go to quite a bit of college parties ) No true complains. It's $1.19 for a 24 ouncer. No it isn't a craft beer, But if I'm heading up to EMU, WMU, MSU or U of M anytime soon you're damn right I'll be picking some of these up
Feb 11, 2013S - Only thing I can honestly think of from this scent is grapes and fusel alcohol.
T - Tastes exactly like a Jack Hammer from Melanie, But with a slight bit more of an alcohol burn at the end. Trust me, It isn't as bad as what you might think, depening on whether or now you're having a good time with your friends, or basing all of your reviews off Maxiums or Mad Hatter. Grapes and fusel galore, with a tad bit of malt and luckily no adjunct.
M - Heavy stinging carbonation with a medium to heavy body
O - Overall, It was very average for a malt liquor of this strenght. I'd have again if with I were with my friend's ( remember, I am in fact only 23 so I go to quite a bit of college parties ) No true complains. It's $1.19 for a 24 ouncer. No it isn't a craft beer, But if I'm heading up to EMU, WMU, MSU or U of M anytime soon you're damn right I'll be picking some of these up
Reviewed by thagr81us from South Carolina
1.36/5 rDev -12.8%
look: 2 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 2 | overall: 2
1.36/5 rDev -12.8%
look: 2 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 2 | overall: 2
Big thanks goes out to MBrausen for sending me this one to tick! Thanks buddy! Served from bottle into a Duvel Kishimoto tulip (class it up!). Poured a golden pale yellow with a one finger white head that subsided to half a finger slowly. Maintained excellent lacing throughout the glass. The aroma was comprised of sweet malt, corn, sugar, prune juice, and despair. The flavor was of sweet malt, fruit, sugar, prune juice, corn, grain, alcohol, and crushed palate. It had a light feel on the palate with high carbonation. Overall this was definitely a terrible brew. Who in the Hell thought this would be a good idea to brew? There is a lot going on in this one and I have to be honest that I am not a fan of ANY of it. I could see this being cool as a novelty beer, but why the Hell would you put it in a 40 oz bottle? Come on guys… I could see being forced to sip on this one as an alternative to water-boarding. I would only ever get this one again to set at the back of my fridge and unleash its fury on an unsuspecting victim. If this is YOU reading this, avoid at all costs. If this is for a funny joke, definitely buy it and have the camera ready upon the first sip. You will thank me either way.
Sep 15, 2012Reviewed by jsisko01 from Michigan
2.94/5 rDev +88.5%
look: 3 | smell: 4 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5
2.94/5 rDev +88.5%
look: 3 | smell: 4 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5
Appearance - Pours a clear golden color with an inch thick, fluffy head that lingers for a minute. Has nice lacing.
Smell - Very sweet, fruity-like wine smell.
Taste - Same as the smell.. Very sweet, actually kind of tarty. Basically tastes like cheap wine. There's a nasty alcohol bite in the aftertaste. But they cover it somewhat good for being 10% ABV.
Mouthfeel - Light bodied with medium carbonation.
Overall - I wouldn't drink this twice.. but it's not the worst thing I've ever had.
Apr 02, 2012Smell - Very sweet, fruity-like wine smell.
Taste - Same as the smell.. Very sweet, actually kind of tarty. Basically tastes like cheap wine. There's a nasty alcohol bite in the aftertaste. But they cover it somewhat good for being 10% ABV.
Mouthfeel - Light bodied with medium carbonation.
Overall - I wouldn't drink this twice.. but it's not the worst thing I've ever had.
Reviewed by weizenbob from Michigan
1.62/5 rDev +3.8%
look: 4 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 3 | overall: 1
1.62/5 rDev +3.8%
look: 4 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 3 | overall: 1
In my early days on Beer Advocate I read a (long since deleted) review of Evil Eye that boldly compared it’s wonder to that of Duvel. It was hands down the most hilarious review I’ve read on Beer Advocate, as well as one of the funniest things I’ve come across on any website. Being a fan of extremes (the best and worst in music, film, athletics, beer, etc.), I dreamed of one day cracking an Evil Eye for myself. I am now getting my chance courtesy of Jimmie Garant’s Party Store in Alpena, MI, where they have $15 cases of these 24 ounce cans stacked to the ceiling. The scene is so perfect that I just have to take a moment to stop and appreciate it. The can itself is fairly void of eye candy save for two green eyes staring back as if to say, “You are going to regret this.” For my own amusement I’m pouring this ice cold into a Duvel tulip.
The pour gives me a couple of fingers of ivory colored head. Head retention is poor initially as it dissipates with such volatility as to resemble a vinegar-baking soda volcano eruption. However, the head never fully disappears. Lacing adds a touch of attractiveness to the visual aesthetic. The brew is deep golden in color, not totally crystal clear, and overall darker than I was expecting from this malt liquor. A steady stream of tiny bubbles rise from the etched D on the bottom of my glass, making this the first brew poured into the glass that actually resembles the beer seen in Duvel adds. Not only is this not bad looking, but it is actually kind of appealing to the eyes. It’s easily the best looking malt liquor I’ve poured.
The aroma is primarily giving off a vibe of cider and dry wine. To be fair, it doesn’t smell bad, but it sure doesn’t smell like beer. That doesn’t bode well. It smells alcoholic, but does not burn the nostrils. I’m assuming that a fair boost in gravity was provided by sugar adjuncts, accounting for the cidery impression on the nose, as well as the complete lack of “beer smell“. Even to style I can’t say that the aroma works.
The first sip confirms that this beer is truly awful. Mild raisin and plum flavors remind me of a Belgian Quad, and that is the single positive attribute that I can report. The aforementioned dry wine manifests prominently in the flavor. Alcohol, though strongly noted, is much better hidden than I would have expected from a 10% ABV monster. Melon flavor comes to mind, as does maple syrup. Of themselves, those are not bad traits; unfortunately there is no balance to be found among them. To complete the awful, Evil Eye is very watery. Combine all of that with a complete dearth of malt flavor or hop presence and what you come up with is the worst beer I’ve yet tasted.
The feel is appropriately light. The carbonation level appears slightly on the low side but it helps to make this as unabrasive as possible. Alcohol does not at any point burn. To Evil Eye’s credit, at 10% ABV, it is much easier drinking than, say, Life & Limb. Overall I can only simply confirm what 50 other people have noted: that this is an awful beer. But it’s not even satisfyingly awful; it’s just bad without even being noteworthy. It is not even worthy of an ironic review. I don’t drain pour many beers, but of the ones that I have poured, this is the one that I’ve poured most apathetically.
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The Two-Schlitz Scale: (reference my profile for an explanation)
I don’t give a Schlitz for this. Evil Eye simply means, “Looks are deceiving”.
Feb 06, 2012The pour gives me a couple of fingers of ivory colored head. Head retention is poor initially as it dissipates with such volatility as to resemble a vinegar-baking soda volcano eruption. However, the head never fully disappears. Lacing adds a touch of attractiveness to the visual aesthetic. The brew is deep golden in color, not totally crystal clear, and overall darker than I was expecting from this malt liquor. A steady stream of tiny bubbles rise from the etched D on the bottom of my glass, making this the first brew poured into the glass that actually resembles the beer seen in Duvel adds. Not only is this not bad looking, but it is actually kind of appealing to the eyes. It’s easily the best looking malt liquor I’ve poured.
The aroma is primarily giving off a vibe of cider and dry wine. To be fair, it doesn’t smell bad, but it sure doesn’t smell like beer. That doesn’t bode well. It smells alcoholic, but does not burn the nostrils. I’m assuming that a fair boost in gravity was provided by sugar adjuncts, accounting for the cidery impression on the nose, as well as the complete lack of “beer smell“. Even to style I can’t say that the aroma works.
The first sip confirms that this beer is truly awful. Mild raisin and plum flavors remind me of a Belgian Quad, and that is the single positive attribute that I can report. The aforementioned dry wine manifests prominently in the flavor. Alcohol, though strongly noted, is much better hidden than I would have expected from a 10% ABV monster. Melon flavor comes to mind, as does maple syrup. Of themselves, those are not bad traits; unfortunately there is no balance to be found among them. To complete the awful, Evil Eye is very watery. Combine all of that with a complete dearth of malt flavor or hop presence and what you come up with is the worst beer I’ve yet tasted.
The feel is appropriately light. The carbonation level appears slightly on the low side but it helps to make this as unabrasive as possible. Alcohol does not at any point burn. To Evil Eye’s credit, at 10% ABV, it is much easier drinking than, say, Life & Limb. Overall I can only simply confirm what 50 other people have noted: that this is an awful beer. But it’s not even satisfyingly awful; it’s just bad without even being noteworthy. It is not even worthy of an ironic review. I don’t drain pour many beers, but of the ones that I have poured, this is the one that I’ve poured most apathetically.
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The Two-Schlitz Scale: (reference my profile for an explanation)
I don’t give a Schlitz for this. Evil Eye simply means, “Looks are deceiving”.
Reviewed by staticparadox from Missouri
2.65/5 rDev +69.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 3
2.65/5 rDev +69.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 3
Despite a slightly sweet texture this beer is a kick in the mouth. It's what you can expect from any malt liquor with a 10.0% or greater ABV. By that I mean it's cringe-worthy. Something among sour grapes and water gathered from a mason jar that once held a pig-fetus. Personally, I don't find it too attractive. I used to settle for it in high school but my old buddies and I would spend the whole time talking about how nasty the stuff was. If you're desperate for a good buzz, however, it can get you there. Not exactly what I'd call worth it though.
Feb 05, 2012Reviewed by emerge077 from Illinois
1.53/5 rDev -1.9%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5
1.53/5 rDev -1.9%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5
"2920" on the bottom of the can... hoping this isn't a year old already, but really doubt it matters in this case.
Into a mug it pours a clear urine gold, with a 1/4" of foam on the surface. A thin veil of skim lingers for a few minutes, and surprisingly after. Some spotty lace forms around the edges after a few sips. Audibly fizzy on the second pour, foam has a creamy surface texture.
Smells like sweet green apple jolly ranchers, cheap bum wine, and apple juice.
Tastes like shitty wine. White grapes, apple, astringency, and harsh fusels = instant bad beer face. Aftertaste is like licking a bunch of grape flavored envelopes, after the glue leaves your tongue numb. Waterlogged cereal grain and manila folders. Fizzy and astringent, loads of alcohol upfront, and hanging around until very unwelcome. Nasty wet cereal burps. Triggers an involuntary shudder upon drinking.
For some, i'd imagine it gets the job done. For any self-respecting individual, no. Maybe not the worst out there, but it's blindly scraping at the bottom of the barrel. Only for the masochistic.
Dec 06, 2011Into a mug it pours a clear urine gold, with a 1/4" of foam on the surface. A thin veil of skim lingers for a few minutes, and surprisingly after. Some spotty lace forms around the edges after a few sips. Audibly fizzy on the second pour, foam has a creamy surface texture.
Smells like sweet green apple jolly ranchers, cheap bum wine, and apple juice.
Tastes like shitty wine. White grapes, apple, astringency, and harsh fusels = instant bad beer face. Aftertaste is like licking a bunch of grape flavored envelopes, after the glue leaves your tongue numb. Waterlogged cereal grain and manila folders. Fizzy and astringent, loads of alcohol upfront, and hanging around until very unwelcome. Nasty wet cereal burps. Triggers an involuntary shudder upon drinking.
For some, i'd imagine it gets the job done. For any self-respecting individual, no. Maybe not the worst out there, but it's blindly scraping at the bottom of the barrel. Only for the masochistic.
Reviewed by ShogoKawada from Pennsylvania
1.15/5 rDev -26.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
1.15/5 rDev -26.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
99 cents a can had me buying all 7 on the shelf. I'll pass the rest along in good time. after Cool Colt, this was my #2 most wanted. 24oz can subtitled 'Ojo Malo'.
1st .5l was poured into Swiss Boot, and enjoyed briskly. Sitting down with the last pour to review.
A- Pale pale pale, like light beer mixed with water. More pale than gold. Dish-soap white bubbly head that looks pretty nice and laces the boot nicely.
S- Cotton candy and white wine. *shudder*
T- The alcohol is hot and the beer is water-thin. There's a snap of stomach-turning sweetness, this is like distilled coors light. Again, I taste cotton candy and hobo wine. It's concentrated evil.
M- Sweet and sickening. So much grainy dead vegetable blarrrgh sugar syrup twangy sweetness. I had a few sips of this and had to exhale sharply. Decidedly not good times.
O- No, no, no. No. NO. I drank the full 24 oz, but only to prove to myself that I'm really that big of an asshole.
I should have waited a day. This is a perfect beer to open on 9-11.
Sep 10, 20111st .5l was poured into Swiss Boot, and enjoyed briskly. Sitting down with the last pour to review.
A- Pale pale pale, like light beer mixed with water. More pale than gold. Dish-soap white bubbly head that looks pretty nice and laces the boot nicely.
S- Cotton candy and white wine. *shudder*
T- The alcohol is hot and the beer is water-thin. There's a snap of stomach-turning sweetness, this is like distilled coors light. Again, I taste cotton candy and hobo wine. It's concentrated evil.
M- Sweet and sickening. So much grainy dead vegetable blarrrgh sugar syrup twangy sweetness. I had a few sips of this and had to exhale sharply. Decidedly not good times.
O- No, no, no. No. NO. I drank the full 24 oz, but only to prove to myself that I'm really that big of an asshole.
I should have waited a day. This is a perfect beer to open on 9-11.
Reviewed by AgentZero from Illinois
1.56/5 rDev 0%
look: 2.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1.5
1.56/5 rDev 0%
look: 2.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1.5
Not sure why anyone thought this Malt Liquor thing was a good idea.
A - Fizzy yellow looking beer with a white head.
S - Get a lot of grapes in this one, slightly artificial. Some grain, fusel alcohol.
T - Pretty sweet, and initially went down fairly easily. It got worse somehow as I kept going. Some grape sweetness and a lot of grain. It isn't good, but it was great to wash that Sonoran 200 down with.
M - Fizzy, over carbonated, light.
O - It's a malt liquor, and it's not good. Don't drink this. Don't ever do one of these tastings either.
Jul 07, 2011A - Fizzy yellow looking beer with a white head.
S - Get a lot of grapes in this one, slightly artificial. Some grain, fusel alcohol.
T - Pretty sweet, and initially went down fairly easily. It got worse somehow as I kept going. Some grape sweetness and a lot of grain. It isn't good, but it was great to wash that Sonoran 200 down with.
M - Fizzy, over carbonated, light.
O - It's a malt liquor, and it's not good. Don't drink this. Don't ever do one of these tastings either.
Reviewed by MasterSki from Canada (ON)
2.31/5 rDev +48.1%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2
2.31/5 rDev +48.1%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2
First Annual(?) Chicago Malt Liquor Tasting. Can courtesy of coldmeat23 - you answered the call when others couldn't!
A - A finger of white foam sizzles to a thin ring, leaving behind no lace. Transparent golden body with tons of visible bubbles. This is very much the "standard" malt liquor appearance.
S - Grapes, grain, slightly rotten fruit, some alcohol, and a bit of metal as well (although perhaps that's because I was drinking from a can). Gets increasingly cloying with sweet corn as it warms up. Not particularly good, but still better than some of the other beers at the tasting.
T - Taste is actually a bit better. It's got a bit of grape flavor mingling with cereal grains, seltzer water and a bit of solvent alcohol in the finish. Surprisingly easy to drink for 10% though.
M - Fizzy medium body, like seltzer water with a bit more malt heft to it. Surprisingly well-hidden alcohol.
D - I'm actually hugely disappointed, as this was largely average (for the style). Perhaps it was the year of "cellaring" before I could finally get the tasting off the ground, but this didn't live up to the hype as being the worst beer on BA. I would drink this over Indian Wells any day of the week.
Jun 19, 2011A - A finger of white foam sizzles to a thin ring, leaving behind no lace. Transparent golden body with tons of visible bubbles. This is very much the "standard" malt liquor appearance.
S - Grapes, grain, slightly rotten fruit, some alcohol, and a bit of metal as well (although perhaps that's because I was drinking from a can). Gets increasingly cloying with sweet corn as it warms up. Not particularly good, but still better than some of the other beers at the tasting.
T - Taste is actually a bit better. It's got a bit of grape flavor mingling with cereal grains, seltzer water and a bit of solvent alcohol in the finish. Surprisingly easy to drink for 10% though.
M - Fizzy medium body, like seltzer water with a bit more malt heft to it. Surprisingly well-hidden alcohol.
D - I'm actually hugely disappointed, as this was largely average (for the style). Perhaps it was the year of "cellaring" before I could finally get the tasting off the ground, but this didn't live up to the hype as being the worst beer on BA. I would drink this over Indian Wells any day of the week.
Reviewed by Beerandraiderfan from Nevada
1.36/5 rDev -12.8%
look: 2 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 2 | overall: 2
1.36/5 rDev -12.8%
look: 2 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 2 | overall: 2
Cool name, bad beer. I dunno what the deal is, but every 'evil eye' beer/spinoff I've had is terrible.
Yellow, frothy head that vanishes and leaves no trace. Smells like nothing but industrial corn.
No hops, sweet, barely recognizable as beer, fusel alcohol all over the place. Tastes like it was brewed in a garage, open fermentation and some shop tools fell into the batch. Or a vodka/beer blend, with sacharrin.
Just slam this as fast as you can once you get the feel for it. That's the only utility it has in the world.
Apr 16, 2011Yellow, frothy head that vanishes and leaves no trace. Smells like nothing but industrial corn.
No hops, sweet, barely recognizable as beer, fusel alcohol all over the place. Tastes like it was brewed in a garage, open fermentation and some shop tools fell into the batch. Or a vodka/beer blend, with sacharrin.
Just slam this as fast as you can once you get the feel for it. That's the only utility it has in the world.
Reviewed by mikesgroove from South Carolina
1.64/5 rDev +5.1%
look: 3 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5
1.64/5 rDev +5.1%
look: 3 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5
can picked up on my last trip to ohio. it looked odd so what the heck right how bad could it be?
Poured a dull orange straw color with no head and no lace. A decenr amount of of caronation coming up from the bottom. Smell was light grain and cornwith a touh of alcohol, not impressed, but was I expecting to be. Taste was rather bland as well, just a grainey malty cheap mess. Overall cmon man what do you expext. This was prety mch a forty, funny.
Feb 28, 2011Poured a dull orange straw color with no head and no lace. A decenr amount of of caronation coming up from the bottom. Smell was light grain and cornwith a touh of alcohol, not impressed, but was I expecting to be. Taste was rather bland as well, just a grainey malty cheap mess. Overall cmon man what do you expext. This was prety mch a forty, funny.
Reviewed by alleykatking from Indiana
1.23/5 rDev -21.2%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1
1.23/5 rDev -21.2%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1
Found my reviews for my Evil Eye group tasting. Poured from 24oz can.
A- Pours a golden straw yellow color. Half finger white head shows poor retention and dies pretty much on the spot as it shows. No lace at all on this beer when I drink it.
S- Tons of green apple smell right off the bat. I stepped away for a minute to let it breathe and then smelled it again. Green apple is still in the entire aroma profile but now there is lots of wet cereal grains. A little skunky in a backend. A hint of alcohol which took me be surprise as I expected a little bit more since it was a cheaper malt liquor.
T- This is interesting in the flavor profile. Strong green apple notes right off the bat. Also, a cooked veggie flavor comes in and dies a little before coming back with a fuller flavor. No hops in the beer that I can tell. The alcohol in this doesn't really ever come out and shine which I think is haulted by the soda water like carbonation and flavor in the ending.
M- Light mouthfeel. Carbonation is over the top but good for the style. Green apple and stale grains are left on the palate. Aftertaste is stale alcohol and green apple with a hint of soda water. Flavors are off center and not very balanced as the green apple flavor is king. This has some off flavors but this is mostly just the overall taste in general. Medium alcohol drying on the palate from the alcohol.
D- This beer is horrible. Well I don't think horrible is the right word to describe it. This is a terrible first beer of the night and for the tasting. The ABV is off putting making this beer a harder one to drink but the alcohol flavor isn't as big as I thought it would be. Still never want to try this beer at all ever again.
Jan 09, 2011A- Pours a golden straw yellow color. Half finger white head shows poor retention and dies pretty much on the spot as it shows. No lace at all on this beer when I drink it.
S- Tons of green apple smell right off the bat. I stepped away for a minute to let it breathe and then smelled it again. Green apple is still in the entire aroma profile but now there is lots of wet cereal grains. A little skunky in a backend. A hint of alcohol which took me be surprise as I expected a little bit more since it was a cheaper malt liquor.
T- This is interesting in the flavor profile. Strong green apple notes right off the bat. Also, a cooked veggie flavor comes in and dies a little before coming back with a fuller flavor. No hops in the beer that I can tell. The alcohol in this doesn't really ever come out and shine which I think is haulted by the soda water like carbonation and flavor in the ending.
M- Light mouthfeel. Carbonation is over the top but good for the style. Green apple and stale grains are left on the palate. Aftertaste is stale alcohol and green apple with a hint of soda water. Flavors are off center and not very balanced as the green apple flavor is king. This has some off flavors but this is mostly just the overall taste in general. Medium alcohol drying on the palate from the alcohol.
D- This beer is horrible. Well I don't think horrible is the right word to describe it. This is a terrible first beer of the night and for the tasting. The ABV is off putting making this beer a harder one to drink but the alcohol flavor isn't as big as I thought it would be. Still never want to try this beer at all ever again.
Reviewed by jjanega08 from Minnesota
1.17/5 rDev -25%
look: 1 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1
1.17/5 rDev -25%
look: 1 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1
I would write a formal review for this beer but it is not a very formal beer. I picked it up from Big Top on university by recommendation from a homeless guy who noticed I was looking at beer. I picked up a few extra for friends so I wouldn't have to do this alone. 10% ABV in a 40 oz.... Whoever created this is evil. It was only 2.29 for the forty too.
My buddy already had his cracked and took a few swigs by the time I showed up. He's not what you would call a "beer type". He tells me he likes it I crack the top keeping the beer in a nice looking paper bag in standard hobo fashion. I take a whiff of it. Hmmm smells really really sweet for some reason. I'm starting to sweat and get worried. I tip the beer to my lips and take a long pull. It hits me with a ton of sweetness at first. Then I swallow and if feels like paint thinner going down.
I'm horrified by the taste of this beer so I approach it from a new angle. Normally I let beer sit on my tongue for a second. The second sip however I open my throat and pour. Wow not nearly as bad. Then I burp and every bit of alcohol I tried to avoid came rolling out of my mouth like a dragon breathing fire.
I continued to drink hoping to finish this thing as soon as I could. Suddenly however it hits me like a ton of bricks. I'm drunk. My buddy and I are slurring words slumped over on the stoop outside of my apt.
I made it through the entire thing as did my buddy. I took the paper bag off the bottle to make sure it was finished. I threw the bad down and stared at it in a drunked daze. It lay on the ground slightly wet from the sweaty bottle looking very very similar to a used condom. The bottle was there staring at me with the evil eyes on the label and I thought to myself. Why the hell would anyone make this beer and if they did decide to make it why would you put this in a 40 oz.
I'm scared to evil eye and maybe to scared to ever trust a homeless buy again.
Aug 21, 2010My buddy already had his cracked and took a few swigs by the time I showed up. He's not what you would call a "beer type". He tells me he likes it I crack the top keeping the beer in a nice looking paper bag in standard hobo fashion. I take a whiff of it. Hmmm smells really really sweet for some reason. I'm starting to sweat and get worried. I tip the beer to my lips and take a long pull. It hits me with a ton of sweetness at first. Then I swallow and if feels like paint thinner going down.
I'm horrified by the taste of this beer so I approach it from a new angle. Normally I let beer sit on my tongue for a second. The second sip however I open my throat and pour. Wow not nearly as bad. Then I burp and every bit of alcohol I tried to avoid came rolling out of my mouth like a dragon breathing fire.
I continued to drink hoping to finish this thing as soon as I could. Suddenly however it hits me like a ton of bricks. I'm drunk. My buddy and I are slurring words slumped over on the stoop outside of my apt.
I made it through the entire thing as did my buddy. I took the paper bag off the bottle to make sure it was finished. I threw the bad down and stared at it in a drunked daze. It lay on the ground slightly wet from the sweaty bottle looking very very similar to a used condom. The bottle was there staring at me with the evil eyes on the label and I thought to myself. Why the hell would anyone make this beer and if they did decide to make it why would you put this in a 40 oz.
I'm scared to evil eye and maybe to scared to ever trust a homeless buy again.
Reviewed by beer256 from Pennsylvania
1.22/5 rDev -21.8%
look: 3 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 2 | overall: 1
1.22/5 rDev -21.8%
look: 3 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 2 | overall: 1
i tried it just for shits and giggles and let me tell you.this beer is just to put you on your ass,not to be reviewed for appearance,smell,taste,mouthfeel or drinkability.just how hammered you can get from it.so if thats how the ratings went it would be an A++ but since its not,thumbs down
(super cheap beer should have there own rating system)
Dec 28, 2009(super cheap beer should have there own rating system)
Reviewed by Zorro from California
1.61/5 rDev +3.2%
look: 2.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5
1.61/5 rDev +3.2%
look: 2.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5
Strange can of beer I found at Buster's in Memphis TN.
Gold colored beer with a small white head.
Strong apple smell and sweet corn. This is stings the nose a bit.
Strong apple flavor the taste you get from using old malt in home brewing.
Verdict on both smell and taste is badly made Home Brew.
Mouthfeel is beer.
Not exactly what I would call drinkable. Hi Test bad home brew from a can. Try this once maybe.
Sep 06, 2009Gold colored beer with a small white head.
Strong apple smell and sweet corn. This is stings the nose a bit.
Strong apple flavor the taste you get from using old malt in home brewing.
Verdict on both smell and taste is badly made Home Brew.
Mouthfeel is beer.
Not exactly what I would call drinkable. Hi Test bad home brew from a can. Try this once maybe.
Reviewed by dbmcrorie from Connecticut
1.45/5 rDev -7.1%
look: 2 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 1
1.45/5 rDev -7.1%
look: 2 | smell: 2 | taste: 1 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 1
Presentation:
24 oz. can with creepy green eyes staring at me - challenging me to drink what I can only imagine is cheap drunkenness within. Poured into an imperial pint glass. Why though? Why am I doing this to myself?
Visual:
Straw gold body with dark yellow hues. Ridiculously bubbly like an over-carbonated fizzy soda. Thin white head that doesn't wanna stick around.
Aroma:
Malty booziness with funky skunk. A bit of grain like in a bud light, but too much alcohol/malt like in malt liquor. Not much more to say. No hops. No balance.
Taste:
Interesting. Light body of a lager, but heavy malt like an ale. Unfortunately, it is reminiscent of rotten fruit. Followed by gross seltzer/soda bitterness. There is a weird cooked veggie profile somewhere in the middle; maybe asparagus? Granted, the point of this beer is to inject as much alcohol into your body as fast as possible, but I still have to comment that there is way to much noticeable alcohol present on the palate. Boozy profile and aftertaste.
Overall:
Too much was sacrificed for the alcohol. Very unattractive to my tongue. Overly carbonated, and extremely unbalanced. I wouldn't even know where to begin in trying to pair this with food. Most likely would go great with cheap take-out or convenience store foods like microwaveable burritos. Eh? Maybe you won't notice all those preservatives with all that alcohol.
Cheers!
Sep 04, 200924 oz. can with creepy green eyes staring at me - challenging me to drink what I can only imagine is cheap drunkenness within. Poured into an imperial pint glass. Why though? Why am I doing this to myself?
Visual:
Straw gold body with dark yellow hues. Ridiculously bubbly like an over-carbonated fizzy soda. Thin white head that doesn't wanna stick around.
Aroma:
Malty booziness with funky skunk. A bit of grain like in a bud light, but too much alcohol/malt like in malt liquor. Not much more to say. No hops. No balance.
Taste:
Interesting. Light body of a lager, but heavy malt like an ale. Unfortunately, it is reminiscent of rotten fruit. Followed by gross seltzer/soda bitterness. There is a weird cooked veggie profile somewhere in the middle; maybe asparagus? Granted, the point of this beer is to inject as much alcohol into your body as fast as possible, but I still have to comment that there is way to much noticeable alcohol present on the palate. Boozy profile and aftertaste.
Overall:
Too much was sacrificed for the alcohol. Very unattractive to my tongue. Overly carbonated, and extremely unbalanced. I wouldn't even know where to begin in trying to pair this with food. Most likely would go great with cheap take-out or convenience store foods like microwaveable burritos. Eh? Maybe you won't notice all those preservatives with all that alcohol.
Cheers!
Reviewed by biggred1 from Indiana
1.97/5 rDev +26.3%
look: 1.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2
1.97/5 rDev +26.3%
look: 1.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2
Pale yellow with a dingy off white head of foam. The smell is creamed corn, green apple and fusel alcohol. The flavor is green apple skin and cheap vodka with plenty of sweet corn to get the ABV potent, the alcohol is hot in the finish. This stuff is pretty rank, the worst tasting malt liquor I've had in a while for sure.
Aug 10, 2009Reviewed by Vancer from Illinois
1.68/5 rDev +7.7%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1.5
1.68/5 rDev +7.7%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1.5
Edit: I see that Zorro found this at Busters in Memphis, like me! What a small world!
Big ol' 2X4 of the Malo ojo, let's check this bad boy out. Hmm, pours a clear golden yellow, a decent white head pops up, but dies after a couple minutes.
Sour green apples in the aroma, evil malt a'lurking. Same sour mash apple cider in the quaff - a real funky monkey. Thin bodied, more malt liquor than beer. Cripe, is this a vile concoction, my stomach is turning into knots. Finishing this will be a challenge, but I'm up for it!
May 25, 2009Big ol' 2X4 of the Malo ojo, let's check this bad boy out. Hmm, pours a clear golden yellow, a decent white head pops up, but dies after a couple minutes.
Sour green apples in the aroma, evil malt a'lurking. Same sour mash apple cider in the quaff - a real funky monkey. Thin bodied, more malt liquor than beer. Cripe, is this a vile concoction, my stomach is turning into knots. Finishing this will be a challenge, but I'm up for it!
Reviewed by PatrickJR from North Carolina
2.4/5 rDev +53.8%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2
2.4/5 rDev +53.8%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2
Poured from a 24 oz can into nonic pint glass.
A - Clear gold. A flimsy 1/8 inch of head forms with the pour but dissipates immediately. No lace.
S - Although I'm sortta digging the aroma, it's nothing that I'd expect from a malt liquor. Smells more like hard cider than anything, HUGE on the green apple juice. A pinch of alcohol and a whisper of grain husk, but really this is a poor hard cider from the aroma standpoint.
T - More green apple. That's about all this beer is. Sweet, slightly sour green apple. Try as I might, I can get nothing out of this beer but green apple. It does gain half a point for concealing the alcohol well.
M - Light to medium bodied with moderate carbonation. Loses half a point due to the sweetness becoming cloying.
D - Eh, it's ok but a poor example of a malt liquor. Far too sweet and fruity tasting to imbibe all evening, or even an entire 24 oz can. A unique example of the style, but a few sips is more than enough.
Jan 13, 2009A - Clear gold. A flimsy 1/8 inch of head forms with the pour but dissipates immediately. No lace.
S - Although I'm sortta digging the aroma, it's nothing that I'd expect from a malt liquor. Smells more like hard cider than anything, HUGE on the green apple juice. A pinch of alcohol and a whisper of grain husk, but really this is a poor hard cider from the aroma standpoint.
T - More green apple. That's about all this beer is. Sweet, slightly sour green apple. Try as I might, I can get nothing out of this beer but green apple. It does gain half a point for concealing the alcohol well.
M - Light to medium bodied with moderate carbonation. Loses half a point due to the sweetness becoming cloying.
D - Eh, it's ok but a poor example of a malt liquor. Far too sweet and fruity tasting to imbibe all evening, or even an entire 24 oz can. A unique example of the style, but a few sips is more than enough.
Evil Eye from Melanie Brewing Company
Beer rating:
47 out of
100 with
68 ratings
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