The Barista | Clown Shoes

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The BaristaThe Barista
BA SCORE
3.99/5
Very Good
328 Ratings
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BEER INFO

Brewed by:
Clown Shoes
Massachusetts, United States
clownshoesbeer.com

Style: American Brown Ale

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 8.50%

Availability: Year-round

Notes / Commercial Description:
A Clown Shoes legend, Brown Angel, put away her dancing shoes to focus on extracting espresso, brewing coffee, and pouring latte art with zen-like focus. The Barista Breakfast Brown is crafted with Maris Otter malt, flaked oatmeal, cold brewed espresso, milk sugars and the spirit of angel wings.

Added by Patches826 on 12-01-2015

BEER STATS
Ranking:
#5,239
Reviews:
89
Ratings:
328
pDev:
7.02%
Bros Score:
0
 
 
Wants:
12
Gots:
73
Trade:
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Photo of rsuarez1982
4.13/5  rDev +3.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

Photo of TooManyGlasses
4.09/5  rDev +2.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

22 oz split 2 ways- pours rich mahogany brown with short lived off white head, but lively carbonated throughout. I have had this bottle a while, and frankly came off as a Belgian double (or similar to a Jubeale I had aged a year) - aroma is caramel malt - sweet, bit of vanilla, toffee, brown sugar - I did not get coffee/espresso. Taste follows with sweet caramel malt, hints of milk chocolate, toffee - sweet but not cloying - again did not get coffee out of this. Mouthfeel is rich and creamy with ample carbonation. This was great aged, though think I would like to try fresh also.

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Photo of Satsuma
4.2/5  rDev +5.3%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

Photo of Gdobber
4.52/5  rDev +13.3%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5

Hotel room in houston. pours a medium brown with some translucence.thin light brown head Smells chocolate, spicy, coffee beans, chocolate syrup. tastes chocolate hershey syrup, coffee, roasted malts. smooth mouth feel. very enjoyable.
Overall, great beer. wish i can get it in washington.

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Photo of cmbeddoe7997
4/5  rDev +0.3%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of craftbeersweden
4.25/5  rDev +6.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

Dark copper-brown, clear, beer with a beige head. Almost no lacing on the glass.

Nose: Nuts, toffee, coffee, brown sugar, caramel and oatmeal.
Taste: A great taste of coffe, caramel malt, brown sugar, biscuit, nuts, toffee and lactose.
Mouth: Medium body. Light carbonated. Sweet and smooth. Light bitter at the end.

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Photo of Patches826
4/5  rDev +0.3%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of StonedTrippin
3.74/5  rDev -6.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

i like this being a brown ale instead of a stout or porter, let the coffee do the roasted flavoring, and be the low end by itself without the roasted barley, but this might not be the best big brown ale underneath the coffee, and so the beer is good but not amazing, but has been my experience more often than not with clown shoes, always seem to be a shade off of exceptional for one reason or another. the success of this one is definitely the coffee, through the murky mostly flat pale brown liquid i get a rich dense dark roasted espresso element, made sweet a little but by some chocolate malt and the milk sugar, but lots of deep almost burnt coffee character, low acid though, and fresh enough. the flavor is similarly coffee driven, its in front of the grain even, and pretty concentrated and intense in here, a post fermentation blend i would think. dark chocolate and sweeter milk chocolate in the grain profile, and then some cola sort of complexity before molasses, vanilla, and dry cocoa take it home with the coffee. good flavor trajectory but for me its a little thin and flat in terms of feel, and the brown ale could use a little more oomph to it from a malt standpoint. the coffee though makes this for me, and its a pleasant after dinner sipper even with its shortcomings. i like these guys, their beers always interest me and intrigue me and seem inspired, wherever they may land on execution...

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Photo of Agriverbear
4.17/5  rDev +4.5%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Photo of jgunther71
3.5/5  rDev -12.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Photo of doktorhops
4.25/5  rDev +6.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4.5

God = Yes, I love Breakfast beers. Y’all should know by now - coffee and me are joined at the hip, or more accurately caffeine and me are joined at the brain. So it’s hardly unsound that coming up to the big 1,000 I would throw in a Breakfast beer such as this Clown Shoes The Barista... even seems predictable. I like Clown Shoes [not to wear of course]. Clementine has been the stand out for me, though The Barista is only the 4th brew I’ve tried of theirs, which is hardly a decent sample size, but in my world of rash decisions and beer review opinions it’s enough for me to form the above assessment of their capabilities. Brewed with: Maris Otter malt, flaked oatmeal, cold brewed espresso and lactose... sounds yum!

Poured from a 650ml US bomber sized bottle into a nonic pint.

A: Presents a nice turbid dark brown with a tan cappuccino foam head that drops back to a thin lace blanket. Sorta looks like a beer, and sorta looks like a black cold drip coffee at the same time, which is a bonus given the nature of this product being sorta both things (sorta not) [sorted!]. 8/10.

S: Oh yeah! Coffee and beer, back together again, like Lloyd and Harry from Dumb and Dumber [those guys!]. Initial aroma is cold drip coffee with a hint of espresso, then oatmeal comes in and gives it a cereal overtone, hints of biscuit (as in the Aussie use of the word - it’s sort of like a cookie but better) bit of toffee as well (it’s sort of like caramel but better). There’s sugar in the aroma, will be interesting to find out if the flavour is drier whilst I (not so) secretly hope it’s not. 8/10.

T: SOOo good! Flavour profile is as above: cold drip coffee, hint of espresso, oatmeal, cereal overtone, hints of biscuit, toffee and nutty tones. What Clown Shoes does superbly is balance the sugar so that it’s not cloying or too dry, it’s at the exact level it needs to be. Coffee could be more prominent, it’s drowned out by the non-coffee flavours. Boy is this a tasty drop though - 8.5% ABV isn’t even noticeable, I almost drank this like it was a chocolate milkshake, DA-YAMN! 9/10.

M: Lacking a bit here given the indicated oatmeal and lactose, have you heard of Founders? They do wonders here. Medium bodied, creamy carbonation. 7/10.

D: Well. I am. Sold. Apart from a teensy-weensy lack of coffee this is a rather, I mean raa-ther *British toff accent* tasty bloody drop, and at the end of the 24hr cycle of the earth spinning on its axis isn’t that enough? Yes, the answer is: Yes. 9/10.

Food match: Toasted ham and cheese on rye, with a pickle, and a dash of mustard.

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Photo of JohnofUpton
3.75/5  rDev -6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of shelby415
3.99/5  rDev 0%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of beaulabauve
3.89/5  rDev -2.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Photo of nickfl
3.52/5  rDev -11.8%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Photo of bb-magic
4.04/5  rDev +1.3%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Photo of Beerucee
4.25/5  rDev +6.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

D&T Drive in

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Photo of smcolw
3.74/5  rDev -6.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Cloudy, dark brown color. Light passes along the edge easily. Smallish head which leaves little lace, a few spots only.

Chocolatey with a sour milk aroma. Slightly metallic smell as well.

The taste is more sweet while retaining a semisweet chocolate element. The carbonation is elevated and the body is typical for a brown ale, leaning thin. The finish is mild with a light dollop of hop bringing a bit of balance to this malty beer. The aftertaste has a touch of metal to it.

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Photo of puck1225
3.99/5  rDev 0%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

A rich translucent dark brown with decent lacing. Comforting pumpernickel bread smell with a bit of cocoa. The taste is of dark toast, coffee, chocolate and honey. A pleasant beer.

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Photo of Jcarriglio
4.19/5  rDev +5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

Photo of Dutchcraftbeergeek
3.75/5  rDev -6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of jaketaz
3.83/5  rDev -4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Photo of user785335
4/5  rDev +0.3%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of zachary80
3.84/5  rDev -3.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Enjoyable but not great. Adjuncts don't add enough to the base beer.

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Photo of Gmann
3.87/5  rDev -3%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Pours a deep brown color with a big pillowy khaki head. Good retention.

The aroma is of brown bread, honey, and caramel. Some earthy wet wood with a hint of powdered espresso.

The taste is of bark and burnt pumpernickel. Powdered espresso that is used on desserts. Sweetness from the milk sugars and a ribbon of caramel. Has an ashy bitterness in the finish.

The feel moderate with semi soft carbonation. Sweet and sticky on the palate. Finishes with an earthy bitterness.

Quite sweet. The espresso provides an earthy bitter offset but doesn't necessarily blend well. Need more espresso flavor.

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The Barista from Clown Shoes
Beer rating: 3.99 out of 5 with 328 ratings