No, You're A Dort!
La Cumbre Brewing Co.

Beer Geek Stats
From:
La Cumbre Brewing Co.
 
New Mexico, United States
Style:
European / Dortmunder Export Lager
ABV:
5.6%
Score:
+1 rating needed
Avg:
3.89 | pDev: 7.46%
Ratings:
9 | reviews: 2
Status:
Inactive
Rated:
Jul 01, 2016
Added:
Jul 17, 2012
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  1
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
 
Rated: 3.75 by GRG1313 from California

Jul 01, 2016
 
Rated: 3.5 by teamwiggum from Wisconsin

Jun 30, 2016
 
Rated: 4.07 by denver10 from New Mexico

Jun 04, 2016
 
Rated: 3.47 by bb-magic from Florida

Mar 14, 2015
 
Rated: 3.78 by kylehay2004 from Illinois

Mar 08, 2015
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Reviewed by ONovoMexicano from New Mexico

4.24/5  rDev +9%
look: 5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Served in a pint glass.

Three fingers of pale white head, fluffy and thick. Persists like the best of them. The body is golden, perfectly clear and shows constant carbonation. How a great German or German-style beer should be. 5

Sweet and floral nose. Minerally and a touch of malts. Reminds me of Germany. 4

Floral flavors with a grape-like flavor like a syrah or something in the wine world. Sweet malts suggest bread, molasses and finishes minerally. Clean flavors overall. Honey lingers on the finish. 4.25

An even mix of creamy malt and hop bitterness, medium carbonation, and a somewhat malty finish. It feels clean and smooth. Light too. 4.25

Excellent rendition. Hopheads will score this a two but this beer is superb.
Mar 08, 2015
 
Rated: 3.75 by orangesol from Pennsylvania

Feb 04, 2014
 
Rated: 4.25 by nzerbe from New York

Mar 04, 2013
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Reviewed by elNopalero from Michigan

4.2/5  rDev +8%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
I love the name of this!

It pours an orange tinged golden color with no foam topping it. A lightly hopped aroma gives way to a bitterness on the palate. Light, fizzy, sessionable with lots of character and just enough hoppy bitterness to keep it interesting. No, You’re A Dort! has a lot more character than what I expected, given my (admittedly limited and mediocre) exposure to the style. Great grassy hop profile makes this one memorable.
Jul 17, 2012