Goats In The Machine
Parish Brewing Company
- From:
- Parish Brewing Company
- Louisiana, United States
- Style:
- Hazy Imperial IPA
Ranked #1,345 - ABV:
- 8%
- Score:
- 91
Ranked #9,326 - Avg:
- 4.18 | pDev: 6.22%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 6
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Aug 16, 2025
- Added:
- Jun 14, 2025
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 1
SCORE
91
Outstanding
91
Outstanding
DIPA with Maui Nelson and Moteuka Hop Kief, Nectaron and Citra
Our latest double IPA is a collaboration with our good friends at @jesterkingbrewery. For those who aren’t familiar, their brewery is nestled on a ranch outside of Austin, Texas, where you can sip craft beer and take a stroll through a goat pen that is home to a herd of 75 Nigerian Dwarf goats. Inspired by these spirited little creatures, we proudly present Goats in the Machine! Together we brainstormed a new form of Ghost, using new hop products Maui Nelson and Motueka Hop Kief from New Zealand. This tropical aroma exclamation point is added to an already saturated dry-hop of Cryo Citra and Nectaron
Our latest double IPA is a collaboration with our good friends at @jesterkingbrewery. For those who aren’t familiar, their brewery is nestled on a ranch outside of Austin, Texas, where you can sip craft beer and take a stroll through a goat pen that is home to a herd of 75 Nigerian Dwarf goats. Inspired by these spirited little creatures, we proudly present Goats in the Machine! Together we brainstormed a new form of Ghost, using new hop products Maui Nelson and Motueka Hop Kief from New Zealand. This tropical aroma exclamation point is added to an already saturated dry-hop of Cryo Citra and Nectaron
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Reviewed by Bishop from Wisconsin
4.02/5 rDev -3.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
4.02/5 rDev -3.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Can dated 6/2/25
Pours a vibrant orange with half a finger of foamy head that quickly disappears. Pockets of lacing. Nose is prominent orange citrus which dominates everything else--by look and nose alone, I'd guess this is straight OJ. Taste, while orange-heavy, introduces some grapefruit bitterness. Mouthfeel is low-to-medium body, prickly carbonation. Finish is lingering bitterness.
Aug 15, 2025Pours a vibrant orange with half a finger of foamy head that quickly disappears. Pockets of lacing. Nose is prominent orange citrus which dominates everything else--by look and nose alone, I'd guess this is straight OJ. Taste, while orange-heavy, introduces some grapefruit bitterness. Mouthfeel is low-to-medium body, prickly carbonation. Finish is lingering bitterness.
Reviewed by RBorsato from Virginia
4.5/5 rDev +7.7%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
4.5/5 rDev +7.7%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
Hazy grapefruit juice. Big tropical fruity hop aroma and flavor; stonefruit and melony notes with light resinous character. Good balance with light bitterness. Medium bodied and fairly smooth.
Aug 12, 2025
Rated by Bloodbuzz99 from Georgia
4.44/5 rDev +6.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
4.44/5 rDev +6.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
Can from Merchants July 2025
Aug 04, 2025
Reviewed by stevoj from Idaho
3.93/5 rDev -6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
3.93/5 rDev -6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
16oz can from Tavour. Hazy yellow pour, white foamy head slowly subsides, leaving a thin layer. Fruity aroma, citrusy notes but leaning hard on tropical esters. Taste is soft and juicy, grapefruit peel, zesty. Creamy feel .
Jul 16, 2025
Reviewed by ChainGangGuy from Georgia
3.63/5 rDev -13.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5
3.63/5 rDev -13.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5
16 ounce can - $5.50 at Woodstock Beer Market in Woodstock, Georgia.
"MANIFESTED 06/02/25"
Appearance: Pours a nigh-opaque, yellowy-orange body with an initially well-frothed, lace-inducing, white head.
Smell: That almost food processor maelstrom of unmalted grains, tropical albeit citrus-leaning hop fruity notes with a dollop of something akin to a dairy product inoculating with a culture of some kind.
Taste: An opening of that oh-so contemporary schtew tasting of rustic, coarse grains. In comes some lemon-lime, a tropical pineapple, melony touch. Relatively soft bitterness. After this, the flavor takes a turn back towards the coarse grains, final fruits, but also a hint of sourish crème fraiche.
Mouthfeel: Medium-plus body. Medium carbonation. Strays towards heft of body and warming alcohol territories.
Overall: Surprisingly, I did care for it all that much.
Jul 03, 2025"MANIFESTED 06/02/25"
Appearance: Pours a nigh-opaque, yellowy-orange body with an initially well-frothed, lace-inducing, white head.
Smell: That almost food processor maelstrom of unmalted grains, tropical albeit citrus-leaning hop fruity notes with a dollop of something akin to a dairy product inoculating with a culture of some kind.
Taste: An opening of that oh-so contemporary schtew tasting of rustic, coarse grains. In comes some lemon-lime, a tropical pineapple, melony touch. Relatively soft bitterness. After this, the flavor takes a turn back towards the coarse grains, final fruits, but also a hint of sourish crème fraiche.
Mouthfeel: Medium-plus body. Medium carbonation. Strays towards heft of body and warming alcohol territories.
Overall: Surprisingly, I did care for it all that much.
Reviewed by beercam from Colorado
3.63/5 rDev -13.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 3.5
3.63/5 rDev -13.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 3.5
Wanted this to be amazing. I adore both of these breweries. Off flavors galore in here. Bitter in a lot of weird odd ways. Really bummed. Not undrinkable, but overall, unpleasant.
Jun 22, 2025
Reviewed by MutuelsMark from Kentucky
4.25/5 rDev +1.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
4.25/5 rDev +1.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Pale, cloudy orange in color with a thing white head. Nose citrus and maybe peaches? Taste was certainly citrus with a white pepper finish and slight bitterness. Sweetness builds across the palate as the bitterness fades.
Jun 21, 2025
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