FUNKY JEWBELATION L'CHAIM SUCKA
Shmaltz Brewing Company

FUNKY JEWBELATION L'CHAIM SUCKAFUNKY JEWBELATION L'CHAIM SUCKA
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From:
Shmaltz Brewing Company
 
New York, United States
Style:
Wild Ale
ABV:
9.4%
Score:
+5 ratings needed
Avg:
3.13 | pDev: 28.43%
Ratings:
5 | reviews: 2
Status:
Retired
Rated:
Jun 20, 2017
Added:
Apr 30, 2016
Wants:
  1
Gots:
  0
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Reviewed by hreb from Washington

3.02/5  rDev -3.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 2.5
22oz bottled on 2/18/2015 (batch 04/1379), so pretty well aged at this point I guess. The bottle opens with a near explosion and forms an enormous amount of chestnut tan head atop a healthy brown body. And within seconds the air is filled with the smell of whisky -- very nice. Oh, but then I take the first sip, and my lips immediate pucker. This is a sour -- oh right, a wild ale. There are strong Wild Ales that I've really enjoyed -- for example, early samples of CBC's Benevolence. But at 9.4% and funky as gehenna this beer is going to be hard to finish -- and hard to rate fairly. And I've failed to mention that aggressive carbonation from bottling restricts rate of consumption even further. I really do love the aroma of American rye and bourbon. Too bad I don't like sours.
Jun 20, 2017
 
Rated: 3.34 by Stofko1992 from Pennsylvania

Feb 02, 2017
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Rated by IndySuds from Indiana

1.76/5  rDev -43.8%
look: 3 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.5
I hope that the one I had was very old or something. Purchased it on "clearance sale" and I had to pour it out after 2 drinks...
Jan 24, 2017
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Reviewed by atomeyes from Canada (ON)

4.54/5  rDev +45%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 5 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.75
THis is one hell of a beer.
Nose is meh but the flavour's incredible. A mix of barrel booze and bacterial soury greatness.
so glad i held onto this for 2 years.
Dec 10, 2016
 
Rated: 3 by ejimhof from Pennsylvania

Apr 30, 2016