Wish You Were Beer
Arbor Ales

Genuinely a disappointing pint. Really shouldn't call itself beer, which is not a given for low- and no-alcohol drinks. Pours an almost opaque dark yellow, with a white head that disappears very quickly. Incredibly thin on the nose and tongue, like a fairly grainy American-style creamy pale ale that's been watered down to a tenth of its strength - the taste and feel is somewhat akin to a barley-water squash dilute. Barely registers on the tongue, and ends in a bittersweet aftertaste with some peach and more grain. Really sad to have paid for this.