Ass Kisser Strawberry Wit
Ass Kisser Ales
- From:
- Ass Kisser Ales
- California, United States
- Style:
- Witbier
- ABV:
- 5.8%
- Score:
- 69
- Avg:
- 2.73 | pDev: 23.81%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 14
- Status:
- Retired
- Rated:
- Feb 06, 2021
- Added:
- Apr 04, 2012
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 1
SCORE
69
Poor
69
Poor
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Reviewed by FocusDave from California
2.58/5 rDev -5.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3
2.58/5 rDev -5.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3
Poured from a 12 oz bottle into a small goblet. Left the sediment in the bottle; no extra B vitamins today.
A - Pours a pale gold with slight haziness. Two fingers of creamy off white foam and plenty of carbonation. Looks like a bottle conditioned wit.
S - Smells like strawberry juice. Not getting any yeast, malt, or hops. Just strawberries, which I guess is good if you're into that.
T - The blast of strawberry that overpowered the nose is mysteriously gone. I taste yeast and bread. Tastes like Duffy bread. Not too pleasant. The more I drink, the more I get a hint of fruit juice.
M - Mouthfeel is surprisingly not bad. Bright and bubbly with a clean finish.
O - I wouldn't suggest offering this beer as a way to kiss your boss' ass, as suggested on the label. Someone else will probably get the promotion.
Apr 22, 2014A - Pours a pale gold with slight haziness. Two fingers of creamy off white foam and plenty of carbonation. Looks like a bottle conditioned wit.
S - Smells like strawberry juice. Not getting any yeast, malt, or hops. Just strawberries, which I guess is good if you're into that.
T - The blast of strawberry that overpowered the nose is mysteriously gone. I taste yeast and bread. Tastes like Duffy bread. Not too pleasant. The more I drink, the more I get a hint of fruit juice.
M - Mouthfeel is surprisingly not bad. Bright and bubbly with a clean finish.
O - I wouldn't suggest offering this beer as a way to kiss your boss' ass, as suggested on the label. Someone else will probably get the promotion.
Reviewed by HalfFull from California
2.98/5 rDev +9.2%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3
2.98/5 rDev +9.2%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 3
22 oz. bottle poured into a pint glass. Never seen this beer before today, and never seen the brand outside of BevMo here in SoCal. Pours a hazed lemon/orange with a thin cap of whitish foam which sticks around moderately.
Nose of strawberry, wheat and yeast with a light funkiness imbued through it all. Strawberry notes are a bit artificial as expected and remind me somewhat of that strawberry milk powder as a kid. Still there's enough balancing factors to keep it from deterring too much.
Taste offers a less prominent berry influence than the nose might suggest. Slightly grainy in taste and with a light coriander spice. Pretty standard on the feel and finish though does come up a bit short as a witbier in that the wheat influence is a bit subdued and the carbonation a bit light. Better than feared after seeing a few reviews but not something I'll be returning to either. Still, likely an older than maybe it should be wit though no date code to be found on bottle.
Dec 12, 2013Nose of strawberry, wheat and yeast with a light funkiness imbued through it all. Strawberry notes are a bit artificial as expected and remind me somewhat of that strawberry milk powder as a kid. Still there's enough balancing factors to keep it from deterring too much.
Taste offers a less prominent berry influence than the nose might suggest. Slightly grainy in taste and with a light coriander spice. Pretty standard on the feel and finish though does come up a bit short as a witbier in that the wheat influence is a bit subdued and the carbonation a bit light. Better than feared after seeing a few reviews but not something I'll be returning to either. Still, likely an older than maybe it should be wit though no date code to be found on bottle.
Reviewed by DavoleBomb from Pennsylvania
2.16/5 rDev -20.9%
look: 2.75 | smell: 2.25 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2
2.16/5 rDev -20.9%
look: 2.75 | smell: 2.25 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2
Poured into a perfect pint.
2.75 A: Lightly hazed medium yellow color. One finger of frothy white head. Retention is below average and a touch of lacing is left.
2.25 S: Smells like those strawberry crispy cookie things. The ones with the white creamy stuff in layers. That's about all it smells like.
2.0 T: Tastes kind of like how it smells, but if you threw the cookie things in a pale ale. Not crazy about it.
2.5 M: Lighter to lighter medium body. Moderate carbonation but lacking creaminess.
2.0 D: Sucks. That's about all you need to know.
Aug 13, 20132.75 A: Lightly hazed medium yellow color. One finger of frothy white head. Retention is below average and a touch of lacing is left.
2.25 S: Smells like those strawberry crispy cookie things. The ones with the white creamy stuff in layers. That's about all it smells like.
2.0 T: Tastes kind of like how it smells, but if you threw the cookie things in a pale ale. Not crazy about it.
2.5 M: Lighter to lighter medium body. Moderate carbonation but lacking creaminess.
2.0 D: Sucks. That's about all you need to know.
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