I Got Worms
Solemn Oath Brewery

Served from the can in a Phase Three snifter.

I remember when my dog said the same thing... Anyway, this stuff pours a solid onyx topped by a finger of dirty white foam. The nose comprises cocoa powder and a lingering sense of dank moss in the background. The taste brings in more of the same, the moss asserting itself alongside some grasses, providing a more-than-healthy amount of bitterness. The body is a hefty medium, with a light moderate carbonation and a fluid feel. Overall, this one was something of a disappointment, as precious little of the dirt cup character found its way to my tongue, instead opting for a bitter chocolate-y mess.