Honey, I Chipped the Kids
Junkyard Brewing Company
- From:
- Junkyard Brewing Company
- Minnesota, United States
- Style:
- Hazy IPA
- ABV:
- 6.7%
- Score:
- +8 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 4.04 | pDev: 3.71%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 1
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- May 01, 2026
- Added:
- May 26, 2025
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
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THIS SUMMER... FAMILY TIME GETS AN UPGRADE.
From the studio that brought you "I Think the Baby's a Robot" comes a new kind of parental malfunction.
Meet Dr. Gary Blipman — suburban dad and part-time inventor. In a totally harmless attempt to boost his kids’ SAT scores and soccer skills, he installs "harmless little performance-enhancing microchips" into their brains.
What could possibly go wrong?
Now his straight-A daughter can control drones with her mind, his son’s eyes are emitting laser beams, and the family dog has become self-aware.
They were just supposed to do their chores faster...
Instead, they’ve become cybernetic super-kids with a thirst for power!
Dr. Blipman had better figure this out before Mom gets home.
"HONEY I CHIPPED THE KIDS"
Rated PG-13 for laser eyes and awkward cyborg puberty.
From the studio that brought you "I Think the Baby's a Robot" comes a new kind of parental malfunction.
Meet Dr. Gary Blipman — suburban dad and part-time inventor. In a totally harmless attempt to boost his kids’ SAT scores and soccer skills, he installs "harmless little performance-enhancing microchips" into their brains.
What could possibly go wrong?
Now his straight-A daughter can control drones with her mind, his son’s eyes are emitting laser beams, and the family dog has become self-aware.
They were just supposed to do their chores faster...
Instead, they’ve become cybernetic super-kids with a thirst for power!
Dr. Blipman had better figure this out before Mom gets home.
"HONEY I CHIPPED THE KIDS"
Rated PG-13 for laser eyes and awkward cyborg puberty.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by MonDak_Joe1953 from Minnesota
4.19/5 rDev +3.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
4.19/5 rDev +3.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
16oz can, adhesive label. Stamp on label is 'PKGD 11/12/25', about two weeks in the can.
Hazy, bright, pale gold colored body. Two fingers of fluffy, white head reduces to a thin cap and high reaching ring. Leaves behind thick horizontal lacing rings.
Aroma of tropical and citrus smells - orange, mango, and pineapple, with some sweet dankness.
Taste is bright and lively, and mostly sweet. Flavors of orange, lemon, mango, pineapple, and grapefruit. Malty bits provide a sweet base. Aftertaste continues with all flavors but is short lived.
More than medium mouthfeel. Soft but crisp texture. Dry finish. Bitterness is there at a low level. Very good carbonation.
Hop fruity IPA but the sweet flavors don't linger. This entices another sip. Easy drinking, and rewarding.
Nov 25, 2025Hazy, bright, pale gold colored body. Two fingers of fluffy, white head reduces to a thin cap and high reaching ring. Leaves behind thick horizontal lacing rings.
Aroma of tropical and citrus smells - orange, mango, and pineapple, with some sweet dankness.
Taste is bright and lively, and mostly sweet. Flavors of orange, lemon, mango, pineapple, and grapefruit. Malty bits provide a sweet base. Aftertaste continues with all flavors but is short lived.
More than medium mouthfeel. Soft but crisp texture. Dry finish. Bitterness is there at a low level. Very good carbonation.
Hop fruity IPA but the sweet flavors don't linger. This entices another sip. Easy drinking, and rewarding.
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