Phaser
Junkyard Brewing Company

After careful evaluation, Phaser has proven… fascinating. This West Coast IPA is propelled by a bold, no-nonsense hop engine that delivers brisk acceleration across the palate—bright pine, citrus zest, and resinous bitterness at velocities hop lovers find thrilling. Efficiency is not the objective here; precision and impact are. Aromatic output is unapologetically loud, crisp, and assertive, finishing clean and dry with classic West Coast clarity.
It would be illogical to hesitate in acquiring this beer.

One additional note: a single eyebrow may be raised in approval upon first sip.

Please do not inform McCoy.