Nothing Law
Listermann Brewing Company

Beer Geek Stats
From:
Listermann Brewing Company
 
Ohio, United States
Style:
English Porter
ABV:
5%
Score:
+8 ratings needed
Avg:
3.79 | pDev: 2.11%
Ratings:
2 | reviews: 2
Status:
Retired
Rated:
Apr 23, 2023
Added:
Mar 03, 2023
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
Brewed in collaboration with Fifty West Brewing Co, & Brink Brewing Co to commemorate the Bloatarian Brewing League's 30th Annual Beer & Sweat Keg-Only Homebrew Competition.

Label text: Inscribed upon the tablet of written laws is an ancient symbol, originally mentioned by the first Schiz of Unsler in the Resputica Floatus: Nothing Law is the only written law of Bloatarianism in that there will be no other laws. If a person does not understand the laws, as they are not written, then he is an outsider. Bloatarians will not make laws that are not followed. The laws will not be written, and therefore will not exist, so long as they are not followed. 100% Pure Truth. Floatrustus. Ja-EEEP!
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by Brutaltruth from Ohio

3.87/5  rDev +2.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
From the 12 oz bottle in a snifter. This solid little porter pours a
blackish brown with a nice creamy head of foam that settles to a
thick ring, thin dusty layer, and displays some nice lacing. Nose of
dark fruits, char, coffee, dark chocolate, and earthy malts. Flavors
give me what I seek in an English style porter; dark chocolate mingles
with coffee, char, roast, earthy malts, and dark berry notes of black
and raspberry with a touch of cola. Mouthfeel is medium, light
carbonation, smooth, and finishing faintly chalky and with a nice
bitter malt finish.

Overall, a solid little brew that I will agree with Brother Bluejacket, it is
pretty darn close to a dry Irish stout!

Cheers
Apr 23, 2023
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Reviewed by bluejacket74 from Ohio

3.71/5  rDev -2.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
12 ounce bottle, August 18, 2018 printed on the label, pretty sure Brutaltruth gave this to me but I could be wrong. Served in an Ohio Pint Day 2022 pint glass, the beer pours dark brown/black with about an inch or so tan head that stuck around a while. Good amount of lacing. Aroma is nice, the brew smells like dark chocolate, coffee, caramel, and some earthiness. Taste is similar to the aroma, but there's also some smokiness, nutty and roasted malt flavors too. Kinda reminds me of an Irish Dry Stout somewhat. Mouthfeel/body is medium, it's coating and smooth with a moderate amount of carbonation. A decent enough brew, wish I would have tried this one fresher though but that's my fault since I had it a while.
Mar 03, 2023