Slushy XXL - World’s Fastest
450 North Brewing Company

So, …where were these beers when I was playing video games? It can’t really be determined if 450 North is trying to pull me back into the nineties or of they are pulling Gen Z into the drinks of the future.

At any rate, World’s Fastest pours dark purple suggesting a condensed appearance of grape kool-aid. But a quick sniff shows dark berry, citrus and vanilla ahead of a sugary sweet taste of blue raspberry slushy immediately.

A very kool-aid expires across the middle palate leaving behind sugary sweet flavors, fruity flavors and a light tartness of citrus. All wrapped in a blanket of vanilla, slim notions of smoothie and cream keeps the session smooth and soft.

Full bodied, unfortunately cloying and largely meant for the greater sweet tooth’s of the adult beverage world, this beer could easily be labeled as alcoholic seltzer, caned mixed drink or an elaborate take on gin and juice.