Tesla Cervejaria Wattomá No IBU
Mean Sardine Brewery

85 IBU. A Watt is the unit of electrical power, named in honor of James Watt. One watt equals one joule per second — yes, feeling nostalgic for school yet?
This British mathematician and engineer wasn’t just about formulas; he built scientific instruments and made huge contributions to the steam engine. His improvements were key to kickstarting the Industrial Revolution.
We’ve been told that, around the 1800s, Alessandro Volta (Volt) and André-Marie Ampère were complaining about the lack of bitterness in one of Watt’s beers (yep, he brewed his own). Watt got annoyed and told them both to “take it in the IBU” — which is actually a Brazilian joke that doesn’t translate well, but let’s just say it’s a very impolite way of telling someone off.
Now that we’ve finished our little fake story, let’s talk about this “ill-mannered” beer.
We crafted a base of malted grains and flaked oats, loaded it with Citra — seriously, megawatts of Citra — and made sure it could handle 85 IBUs without being harsh.
Wattomá, and enjoy that bitterness we sometimes secretly crave.