Nookie Conster Mosh
Illuminated Brew Works

NOOKIE CONSTER MOSH is 11% of our gooey base stout and the perfect beer to feed yourself on a lonely Friday night when the age old Ayurvedic trick of milk n' cookies just won't cut the mustard. And, let's be honest, the mustard is fuggin' hard, thick and a sickly shade of yellow these days, ain't it?

Speaking of cutting mustard and the word "mustard" and things that deceptively construct our realities that we take as much for granted as the air, the water, mustard and the socks we don day in and day out, I wanted to point your attention to William S. Burroughs theory of the cut-up. We used it on the label for NOOKIE CONSTER MOSH and offer a strong prescription for this method's application for any and all concerns of this world or of anything of a staid and stupid nature. When the world of your mind needs a nuclear douching, nothing does the trick like a run through The Cut-Up Machine.