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Al Masria Al Alamia

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From:
Al Masria Al Alamia
 
Egypt
Style:
Malt Liquor
ABV:
Not listed
Score:
+9 ratings needed
Avg:
1 | pDev: 0%
Ratings:
1 | reviews: 1
Status:
Inactive
Rated:
Oct 01, 2016
Added:
Oct 01, 2016
Wants:
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Gots:
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Reviewed by scotttom from Maine

1/5  rDev 0%
look: 1 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
OK so how to get around the nonconstructive review ban. Ok I'll try.

Don't buy this beer. Even if you are in Egypt and you reeeeeally need a beer. What you need to do is turn around, walk the other direction and don't buy this beer. I have been "lucky" to have the opportunity to try a number of Egyptian beers and this friends is not the one to get. Forget the pretty label. DON'T BUY THIS BEER.

Ok so let's start with the good.

Look: It looks like most any lagerish beer. Nothing too scary about this at this point.

Smell: OH MY GOD IT'S AWFUL! Honestly, no really I'm being honest here, it smells like vomit. No, I'm honestly not kidding. It SMELLS like VOMIT!

Taste: It's true, my friends made me take a drink of this stuff and I was too weak to say no. Any guesses as to how it tasted? Creamy vomit with a turpentine tang. Yeeeeah tasty!

Feel: To be perfectly honest, I couldn't choke enough of this down to feel the feel. Ok so maybe I can say that I was FEELING very bad that I bought this beer. I was also FEELING bad when the table of old Egyptian men refused to take the rest of the bottle we were offering from us.

BA, please don't remove this review because if I can keep one person from buying this beer during my lifetime I will consider myself a success in life. Seriously, don't buy this beer. Egyptian Stella or Sakara are two much better choices and that is a looooooow bar.
Oct 01, 2016