Triple Plum Popsicle
The Answer Brewpub

This looks like melted orange sorbet complete with suspended specks of tiny seeds or vanilla bean. A bubbly collar leaves sticky blobs of lace on the glass, just barely indicating that this is in fact beer. As you drink, pulp is left sticking all over the glass.

Smell is juiced carrot, orange and lemon while taste is indeed like a tart popsicle. However, it's even more like strawberry-banana Orange Julius than anything else, with a floral plum and guava presence.

The feel is kind of webby and thick, just like melting a Push Up in your mouth, yet it somehow attains a semi-dry finish.

This is about as far away from beer as you can get. A fun, enjoyable experience, but how do you rate something that seems like it was made for people that absolutely hate the medium?