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Vocation Brewery
 
England, United Kingdom
Style:
Sweet / Milk Stout
Ranked #307
ABV:
7.5%
Score:
89
Ranked #16,456
Avg:
4.01 | pDev: 7.48%
Ratings:
17 | reviews: 6
Status:
Active
Rated:
Mar 08, 2026
Added:
Dec 12, 2015
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Gots:
  2
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Rated: 4.5 by PaleAleWalt from New York

Mar 08, 2026
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Reviewed by DraftMonger from Denmark

3.41/5  rDev -15%
look: 2 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.75
Copenhagen 20/8 2020. 33 cl can from Fish & Beer, Amagerbrogade, Kbh. S. Black can with the name in gold letters and white drawings of champagne bottles popping and theater masks and other fun stuff.

Pours opaque dark brown with a small light beige head. Settles as thin rim of foam running along the side of the glass. No lacing.

Aroma is medium intense with a sweet slightly sugary odor. Milk chocolate, toffee and brown sugar. Hints of shoe polish.

Light carbonation. Slightly thick, oily, lightly tingling texture.

Flavor is fairly intense with a strong sweetness followed by a moderate bitterness. Aftertaste is sweet with a light bitter undercurrent. Finish is chocolate milkshake.

Chocolate bomb and pastry beer.
Aug 09, 2025
 
Rated: 4 by doctorgary from New York

Jun 25, 2025
 
Rated: 3.67 by bad_poetry from England

May 27, 2025
 
Rated: 4.75 by Dave_92 from Scotland

Apr 19, 2025
 
Rated: 3.86 by BurtonRed from England

Feb 12, 2024
 
Rated: 4.06 by steverx8 from England

Jun 28, 2022
 
Rated: 3.79 by Eltrandos from France

Mar 14, 2022
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Reviewed by James94 from England

4.14/5  rDev +3.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25
L: Pitch black, some head and lacing
S: Chocolate pudding, coffee, caramel, liqorice
T: Liqorice, coffee, burnt toast, chocolate powder, citrus, dark fruit
F: Balanced carbonation, full-bodied, some alcohol notes

O: 4.25
Feb 19, 2022
 
Rated: 3.76 by desint from Belgium

Dec 12, 2021
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Reviewed by vinicole from England

3.9/5  rDev -2.7%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Can. Ebony with a thick, tan, frothy head. Slippy lacing.
Aroma of sweet milk chocolate.
Nutty chocolate on tasting. Sweet on the front, light bitter to finish. Distant vanilla noticed.
Medium body. Soft carbonation.
Deserves a higher ABV.
Jun 04, 2021
 
Rated: 4 by JensUrup from Denmark

Feb 27, 2021
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Reviewed by JonnoWillsteed from England

3.86/5  rDev -3.7%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75
L- Black and I mean seriously and unusually very black: even with a halogen torch at the back of the glass (my usual test) not a photon gets through. Pours with deeeep tan though very fleeting head, then zero foam or bubbles atop.
S- Major cocoa.
T- Major creamy cocoa. Is this a Milk Stout... I'm blind-tasting this. Toasty, a whisp of smoke yet very rounded with vanilla hints and a creamy feeling.
F- Rich, pretty deep though with a choco/vanilla perfumed facet.
O- Just as there is dessert wine this could make a great dessert beer. Maybe start it off chilled, since you're unlikely to be able to rush it, it'll warm some as you go. On it's own it risks nearing over-sweet for me which isn't too welcome. It could go well with any hot pudding, apple crumble, Xmas pudding and so on. Otherwise one for slow festive sipping whilst reclining on the Ottoman in one's velvet slippers and smoking jacket... Carry On Up the Crafty Christmas - chin chin!
440ml can £4.11 Bought from TremblingMadness/York as part of a DIY mixed-case pick for home delivery to London. BB: 30/10/21
Dec 17, 2020
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Reviewed by Bruno74200 from France

3.98/5  rDev -0.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4
Pours a pitch black body with a thin white head.

Smell of cocoa and some roasted notes.
Taste of cocoa and red berries. Lacks a bit of depth
Moderate carbonation
Alright stout
Mar 28, 2018
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Reviewed by DJ-Hophead from England

4.25/5  rDev +6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
330 ml can, Vocation Brewery - Pours jet black with a medium tanned foamy head. Medium carbonation. Ats roma - Strong dark chocolate, roasted coffee, hints of vanilla. Taste - Sweet, lactose, smooth n creamy, strong chocolate notes, hints of coffee, light bitter finish. Very nice.
Oct 31, 2017
 
Rated: 4.03 by mdagnew from Northern Ireland

Jan 18, 2016
 
Rated: 4.16 by Tdenham from England

Jan 15, 2016