Half & Half - Cherry Lime Pistachio Pie
Blood Brothers Brewing

Here's one for ya.

Pours no foam. Red and brown color that's trying to mix together. Super thick, and the last 10% part of the can trying to clump out into the glass. 50% fruit puree is correct.
Smells nutty and like dessert crust. Notice a little alcohol in the smell. The red fruity color is primarily at the top 20% of the glass, and the heavier brown color settles the rest. Was almost looking for a spoon to stir it up, but that might be weird.
Time for a sip.

Sweet and sour. Mostly sour cherry. You ever have any of those fresh bright red sour Canadian cherries?
That comes to mind first. A kind of pie crust follows, alongside maybe some lime but it's easily hidden. Vanilla, maybe it's in there but also mostly hidden or well blended. Swash your glass around after every sip to mix it in better.
Bit of a thicker drink and I guess it's one of these new age smoothie beers.
After checking the ingredients no real pistachios are used, just flavorings. Ugh...alright. Don't notice it too much anyways but maybe it's similar to that pie crust flavor.
Pulp sticking to the glass as I lower it after every sip.

Anyways, I doubt I'd get this one again but though I'd give it a try.
Cheers, and on to the next one.