A:M Melonball
Minhas Craft Brewery
- From:
- Minhas Craft Brewery
- Wisconsin, United States
- Style:
- Malt Liquor
- ABV:
- 12%
- Score:
- +8 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 1.86 | pDev: 46.24%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 2
- Status:
- Retired
- Rated:
- Oct 07, 2015
- Added:
- Jun 10, 2014
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
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Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by JaketheDrake from Nevada
2.72/5 rDev +46.2%
look: 3.25 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 1.75 | overall: 3.25
2.72/5 rDev +46.2%
look: 3.25 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 1.75 | overall: 3.25
the names a meth pun. you drink in the am cause you never slept yet. lifes one day long party on stims. anyways. good beer. good brand, appreciate the NGB
Oct 07, 2015
Reviewed by woodychandler from Pennsylvania
1/5 rDev -46.2%
1/5 rDev -46.2%
Melons and balls?!? It sounds like a live sex show! It should be a real party in my mouth at that rate. And look at how pretty the CAN is … These are the depths of The CANQuest ™!
From the CAN: “Carpe Noctem”, which is Latin for “Seize the Night”, but its name is A:M! I have given up trying to understand Minhas.
Having established that, as CyberChandler, a nascent CyberPerson, I CAN now drink anything, another member of our party pulled this tallboy bad boy out of one of my neighbor’s coolers and handed it to me to Crack! open. A drinking vessel CANstructed from heated silica was handed to me so that I could deCANt the liquid inside of the extruded aluminum tube-like structure in which it was housed. I watched happily as it created a finger of light-pink foam that quickly collapsed upon itself, leaving sticky lacing in its wake. The color was likewise a very pretty light-pink (SRM = N/A) with what has been established as NE-quality clarity. I could see into the future, one in which CyberPeople ruled this planet called Earth! Nose had a curiously medicinal smell, like antiseptics, but with a raspberry-like fruitiness. My sensors may be malfunctioning at this time because this does not seem to be fit for human CANsumption. Mouthfeel registered as medium. Taste was much like the previous “CJ Watermelon” and my sensors could not differentiate between the two. The taste did not appear in the “naturally-occurring” spectrum, and a glance at the CANtainer allowed me to read “… with artificial flavor and certified color”. It was like a CANdy version of a sour, tart watermelon flavor. It would be unfit for human CANsumption, but I was now able to really enjoy it. On the finish, I registered sugary sweetness, tartness and that same unnatural watermelon fruitiness from before as my swallow took ‘hold. Yum yum.
Next up - A:M White Citrus!
Aug 22, 2014From the CAN: “Carpe Noctem”, which is Latin for “Seize the Night”, but its name is A:M! I have given up trying to understand Minhas.
Having established that, as CyberChandler, a nascent CyberPerson, I CAN now drink anything, another member of our party pulled this tallboy bad boy out of one of my neighbor’s coolers and handed it to me to Crack! open. A drinking vessel CANstructed from heated silica was handed to me so that I could deCANt the liquid inside of the extruded aluminum tube-like structure in which it was housed. I watched happily as it created a finger of light-pink foam that quickly collapsed upon itself, leaving sticky lacing in its wake. The color was likewise a very pretty light-pink (SRM = N/A) with what has been established as NE-quality clarity. I could see into the future, one in which CyberPeople ruled this planet called Earth! Nose had a curiously medicinal smell, like antiseptics, but with a raspberry-like fruitiness. My sensors may be malfunctioning at this time because this does not seem to be fit for human CANsumption. Mouthfeel registered as medium. Taste was much like the previous “CJ Watermelon” and my sensors could not differentiate between the two. The taste did not appear in the “naturally-occurring” spectrum, and a glance at the CANtainer allowed me to read “… with artificial flavor and certified color”. It was like a CANdy version of a sour, tart watermelon flavor. It would be unfit for human CANsumption, but I was now able to really enjoy it. On the finish, I registered sugary sweetness, tartness and that same unnatural watermelon fruitiness from before as my swallow took ‘hold. Yum yum.
Next up - A:M White Citrus!
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