Crocodile Tears
Twin Elephant Brewing Company

Crocodile TearsCrocodile Tears
Beer Geek Stats
From:
Twin Elephant Brewing Company
 
New Jersey, United States
Style:
German Pilsner
ABV:
5.4%
Score:
+5 ratings needed
Avg:
3.91 | pDev: 2.3%
Ratings:
5 | reviews: 3
Status:
Active
Rated:
Apr 20, 2026
Added:
Mar 05, 2024
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  1
There are small amounts of wonder that flow through a Pilsner’s sparkle capable of navigating busy minds toward blissful settled states. And so we dial up some of the peoples bubbly, this one living somewhere between an American and NZ Pilsner, subtly propelled with Nelson Sauvin, Motueka, and Hallertau Blanc hops crossfaded with sweet cracker malt. Smells like The Fermented. The Heavenly. The Joy Bringer. The Addition To The Meal. The Plentiful. The Beautiful & Good.
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by JohnniEMc from Pennsylvania

3.79/5  rDev -3.1%
look: 3.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.75
An overabundance of stark white foam was produced by the pour that emptied the entire contents of a pint can into a clear glass liter mug. It quickly receded to a very modest head, resting on top of a very bright and light amber brew. It's nearly clear, as there's little hue. The aroma is more substantial, as there's plenty of lager yeast, pilsner malt and hops. The taste is undeniably Pilsner, but it's mild, especially in comparison with its august fragrance. Saving the overall taste is a very pleasant, solid and moderately bitter finish which provides a dry and clean finish. Unfortunately, there's no redemption for the mouthfeel that runs a little too thinly, even for a Pilsner. Virtually no glass lacing helps make that argument. Then, there's the added complaint about the yeasty aspect of the aftertaste which detracts from the taste's finish. Final assessment would put this at not much more than an average American Pilsner. It certainly is befitting of the style, tastes decently, but carries the almost contrasting mouthfeel fault of being too light bodied, but also too yeasty.
Apr 20, 2026
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Reviewed by jzeilinger from Pennsylvania

3.95/5  rDev +1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4
Canned on: ????

A - Dense soapy white lacing with little to no carbonation and hazy lemon gold.

S - Light malt base with citrus and light lemon over the top.

T - Nice grassy citrus pounds the malt base midway through and finishes strong.

M - Medium body with a TON of prickly carbonation.

O - This is a solid Pils.
Apr 17, 2026
 
Rated: 4 by Latarnik from New Jersey

Nov 12, 2025
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Reviewed by HoppingMadMonk from New Jersey

3.83/5  rDev -2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Fairly clear yellowish gold appearance with a lasting white head
Around a medium body with aggressive carbonation that starts to fade a bit
Aroma is malty bread,earthy hops, some cereal and very mild citrus
Taste is similar to aroma,very mild sweetness with the hops building and leaving a dry bitterness in the aftertaste
Jul 05, 2025
 
Rated: 4 by Jdells09 from New Jersey

Mar 05, 2024