Happy F***kin Holidays
Riot Brewing Co

- From:
- Riot Brewing Co
- British Columbia, Canada
- Style:
- American Porter
- ABV:
- 6%
- Score:
- +9 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 3.87 | pDev: 0%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 1
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Dec 25, 2022
- Added:
- Nov 15, 2022
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
HAPPY F***KIN’ HOLIDAYS HAZELNUT VANILLA COFFEE PORTER , 29 IBUS | ALC 6.0% BY VOL
No one wants a lump of coal, it can’t be called a treat. The coal we’re told does not pour well, and isn’t good to eat.
This beer is just as black as coal, in fact as black as pitch. It tastes much better than them both, a flavour deep and rich.
On winter nights so cold and dark, one tends towards malaise. This might help you with your mood. Happy f***kin’ holidays!
COLOUR: Blackest black
No one wants a lump of coal, it can’t be called a treat. The coal we’re told does not pour well, and isn’t good to eat.
This beer is just as black as coal, in fact as black as pitch. It tastes much better than them both, a flavour deep and rich.
On winter nights so cold and dark, one tends towards malaise. This might help you with your mood. Happy f***kin’ holidays!
COLOUR: Blackest black
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by LampertLand from Canada (BC)
3.87/5 rDev 0%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
3.87/5 rDev 0%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Riot Brewing 'Happy F***kin Holidays' Hazelnut Vanilla Coffee Porter @ 6.0% , served from a 473 ml can
A-pour is cola brown from the can to almost black in the glass with a small size tan head , dissipating into a minimal lace ring along the tulip
S-coffee first , vanilla in the background
T-sweet vanilla & hazelnut start with a slight bitter coffee swallow
MF-mild carbonation , big medium body
Ov-cool name , beer needs to be better !!
prost LampertLand
Dec 25, 2022A-pour is cola brown from the can to almost black in the glass with a small size tan head , dissipating into a minimal lace ring along the tulip
S-coffee first , vanilla in the background
T-sweet vanilla & hazelnut start with a slight bitter coffee swallow
MF-mild carbonation , big medium body
Ov-cool name , beer needs to be better !!
prost LampertLand
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