Makin' Love At Midnight Piña Colada Milk
Tattered Flag Brewery & Still Works

There I was, fresh from the TARDIS, ready to delve into New Back to the Beer Future Sunday, Part 4, Mission III, (Week 762) as part of The CANQuest (tm), when this M/Fer problem child decides to go gusher on me! I hate to name names, and especially when it is a veteran-owned & -run brewery, but these guys are frequent CANtenders for "LOSERS". As of today, I have made my last purchase from them! UNSAT! If I wanted to spray-paint my walls, I would jerk off instead of trying desperately to figure out what to do with the detonating grenade in my hand! F**k straight off, jagovs!

From the grenade CAN: "Store Cold. Drink Fresh." This was addressed in https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/problem-children-cans.623459/#post-6635212
& does not, should not & CANnot excuse their culpability. "Piña Colada Milkshake Pale Ale"; "Ale made with Pineapple and Coconut".

The gushing beCAN as soon as I even started to Crack! open the vent. I guess that I should count myself lucky since had the vent been fully opened, I might not have had any ChANce at all of recovery. I am shocked that it didn't push the tongue out through the vent or burst the seam. This all beCAN as soon as I got it home when I noticed pooching on the edge of the lid & put it into the reefer awaiting review. CAN you imagine if I had NOT kept it cold? I might have come home to a puddle! It was a disgusting-looking mess in the glass. I think that they a) overdid it with the lactose & the added fruit just helped to screw things along. It was a murky, turbid yellowish, bile-like mess. 8=p Nose smelled tropical, like pineapple & coconut, but by then, I did not care. It was f**ked! Mouthfeel was medium, but see previous reaction. The taste had a tartness to go with the pineapple flavor & that may have been the culprit. The coconut was also evident, but would it be worth taking the ChANce? Finish was semi-sweet, but again, it was f**ked! YMMV. 8={}