Mouth Fizzies
Oozlefinch Beers & Blending

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Oozlefinch Beers & Blending
 
Virginia, United States
Style:
Fruited Sour Ale
ABV:
6%
Score:
+8 ratings needed
Avg:
4.2 | pDev: 15.24%
Ratings:
2 | reviews: 1
Status:
Active
Rated:
Jan 02, 2023
Added:
Aug 20, 2021
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
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Recent ratings and reviews.
 
Rated: 4.85 by RBorsato from Virginia

Jan 02, 2023
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Reviewed by ScaryEd from New Hampshire

3.56/5  rDev -15.2%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5
16 oz can.

What. The. Fuck. Is this color? Is it lavender? Is it Barney's poop? It's...mauve, I think? Like dark mauve. With a monstrous, slushy violet head. It's hideous, yet somehow beautiful. This brewery is so damn weird. Not sure how to rate this. I'll go somewhere in the middle. Btw the head is literally edible like mousse. Good lord.

The aroma is basically blueberry poptarts and raspberry poptarts. Not much there...

The flavor is exactly the same, but this time it's awesome because poptarts taste far better than they smell. What is beer anymore?

The feel is thicc and chewy. No carbonation. It's a smoothie. I just can't anymore.

Overall...*throws hands in the air* what can you even say about this? How is this a beer? It's literally a poptart smoothie. This brewery is ridiculous yet I keep buying their beer. I suppose a part of me just wants to laugh at purists and beer snobs by drinking this astronomical abomination of an alcoholic beverage. Whatever. "Kettle sour" is possibly the widest net cast above craft beer. Go ahead and get silly.
Aug 20, 2021