Polotmavé Pivo 13º
Noble Beast Brewing Company

 

Poured from a pint can, the body is a clear amber. Very small head with no lacing.

Aroma is a light caramel malt with earthy hops. The taste is a good balance of malt and medium hoppy bitterness. Body is mid-weight. At finish the bitterness slowly trails off.

Mouthfeel is average with good carbonation. Upon warming, mouthfeel is a bit sticky.

A solid if unspectacular amber. A boost in malt flavor and body would be beneficial.

 

I'm rating the look a 1 because one - it looks like turbid murky shit and 2 - the fucking can is retarded. I knew this was a lager but trying to ascertain what the beer was named from the can vs what was a descriptor etc was frustrating as fuck. I actually only found it on BA but sorting noble creature beers by abv and then going to the 5.5% ones to see if anything lines up with the explosion of foreign language on the can.

Smell is not great. Stale hops mostly. Not really my type of lager.

Taste/feel is watery and flat. Its like wanting chicken noodle soup but only getting the broth. Its extremely lacking in body and flavor. Arguably one of the worst beers I've had in a very long time.