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Roaring Table Brewing Company

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From:
Roaring Table Brewing Company
 
Illinois, United States
Style:
India Pale Lager (IPL)
ABV:
5%
Score:
+7 ratings needed
Avg:
3.74 | pDev: 10.7%
Ratings:
3 | reviews: 2
Status:
Active
Rated:
May 28, 2023
Added:
Aug 05, 2022
Wants:
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Gots:
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A California-style Pilsner brewed in collaboration with White Oak Brewing of Normal, IL.
Recent ratings and reviews.
 
Rated: 3.5 by TMoney2591 from Illinois

May 28, 2023
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Reviewed by emerge077 from Illinois

4.3/5  rDev +15%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5
Draft at Kemp’s Upper Tap, Lexington, IL. Got a 4-pack to go, as it really hit the spot.

Pale gold, bright clarity, rocky head. Three fingers of fluffy foam that leaves arcs of spotty lace around the glass.

Pungent hoppy aroma, assertive tropical papaya and bright citrus.

Taste follows suit, papaya, grapefruit, mild botanical greenery. Delivers a hoppy punch. Dry finish, moderately but firmly bitter. Clean, hoppy and effervescent. Really nice and easy drinking, having two in a row.

I take the name to be satire of the Cold IPA trend, as this is a basically a WCIPA masquerading as an IPL.
Aug 12, 2022
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Reviewed by GuyFawkes from Illinois

3.42/5  rDev -8.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.5
Canned 7/26/22; drank 8/4/22 @ the Yarchives.

See-through pale yellow appearance.

A rough pour yielded a big, noisy bright white head; decent lace.

Pine, watermelon Jolly Rancher & faint skunk notes in the nose.

Medium thin mouthfeel.

Dry pine, watermelon Jolly Rancher & skunk flavors.

It's big and bold, but it's not real pleasant. Not one I'll seek out again.
Aug 05, 2022