Cream Ale
BeerdMeister

A- BOOOOOOO! The second I cracked this one open, I was greeted by an explosion of super fizz, that got all over me and the table.....once that was cleaned up, I poured the beer into my glass, just to find out that there is next to no head....whatever initially starts out there, is *poof*-gone! What I am left with is a, what looks to be, over carbonated beer that is yellow in colour, with just the slightest bit of cloudiness....almost like pee if you are pre-dehydrated....there are so many columns of fizz rising that it looks more like a pop than a beer. No lacing to speak of either....only a watery film. This looks every bit like a macro....not good!

S- Looks like one, and smells like one too.....plenty of adjunct right off the bat, dry grass, and something citrus rind like? Beyond this, there is corn....boiled corn. Not what I expected or wanted in the aroma of a cream ale

T- YUK! I just about spit this out when I tasted it! This is like tasting bitter, sour lemon with fizz!! WTH is this wizardry?!?! It is disgustingly sour, and I cannot get past it to even know how bad the rest of the flavor is.....

M/O- Over carbonated, and thin is all I can get out of it....after shaking through another sip of this swill! I wouldn't even ask my worst enemy to drink this one!! I haven't had a bad beer in a long time, and I am only hoping that this was a bad can, but damn, I think my drain needs some solvent poured down it, and I found something to help out! HARD THUMBS DOWN!