La Casa De La Cerveza

I can only reflect my first impression to this site as to what I once read in a Mad magazine: Rustic Inn. This place evidently spends around $0 on decorations; you think it's kind of a typical colombian atmosphere, precolumbine designs et all, but much like impressionist painting, up close it's a blurred pattern, but unlike that school of art, its quite an awful display. The brewing equipment is also right out there and the kitchen is also perceivable. sanitary authorities, where art thou? There are posters of beers they don't have (not one!) and only bring nostalgia of good beer to us decent people. The only other pin-up is an image of a Lamborghini Countach next to the toilets. The pit stop.
$0 as well is spent on basic materials. you are approached by the cook/watchman/brewer/cook/perhaps owner holding a paper bag in his hand. Turns out its the menu, in handwriting! and your beer ought to be served in either a) completely unappropriate generic glassware, or, for the litre consumers, tin mugs meant to boil milk.

As for the service, the guy approached us shily a couple of times, once to offer and once to charge. Boo-Hoo. nothing out of the ordinary.

The selection of around 6 different beers including only one [deplorable] house brew, the deplorable froot loop lemon tasting beer and domestics, was short of appealing.

Do not come here. even if you visit Bogota, hopefully the law will have taken the appropriate measures to shut down this miserable ttwo bit cantine.