Mass Distortion
Woodstock Brewing

Mass DistortionMass Distortion
Beer Geek Stats
From:
Woodstock Brewing
 
New York, United States
Style:
American IPA
ABV:
6.3%
Score:
+6 ratings needed
Avg:
4.19 | pDev: 1.19%
Ratings:
4 | reviews: 3
Status:
Inactive
Rated:
Nov 21, 2020
Added:
Feb 04, 2019
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by Kendo from New York

4.25/5  rDev +1.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Note: My can says 6.6% ABV (as opposed to the 6.3% currently listed here). Canned on 10/22/20, consumed on 11/21/20 - so just under the wire as less than a month old.

A: Poured from the can into a tulip glass. Body is hazy pale golden with khaki undertones. Half-finger of white head on top.

S: Good nose of raw, green hops and tropical fruit - think melon rind, under-ripe pineapple and a touch of grain (straw).

T: A tropical fruit salad of pineapple, under-ripe melon, green grape skins and a hint of apricot. Fruity bitterness is the predominant impression - this one is juicy like a NE IPA, but has some good bitterness like an old school West Coast IPA. Lemony finish.

M: Medium in heft, modestly juicy in feel. Drinks "lighter" than it feels.

O: Quite good - flavorful, leaning towards the bitter end of the spectrum, but easy to drink.
Nov 21, 2020
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Reviewed by orcrist_cleaver from New York

4.2/5  rDev +0.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Pastel canary gold. So, the aroma doesn't light up a room but features lemon starburst, pink grapefruit, green honeydew, and starfruit. Fleshy melon flavor, pine and clementine before a seeping earthy dankness sets in
Pick out your seeds and stems cuz it's one of the most ganja forward beers I've had, and very smooth at that like a bong hit with fresh water smooth. Mandarin cookies x watermelon gelato. Skunky, citrus forward sour.
Oct 23, 2020
 
Rated: 4.1 by smi69 from New York

Apr 17, 2020
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Reviewed by StJamesGate from New York

4.2/5  rDev +0.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5
On tap at the brewery, Phoenicia, NY.
Glowing goldenrod with all the haze; concentrated lemon zest + cantaloupe; mango, grapefruit zest, some grass then huge dirty ganga; weedy finish with oil + IBUs.

4 4 4.25 4 4.5

Kronik + zest x10 - unprecedented intensity. Not even juice, just straight hops - is that the freshness of drinking at source? Brings it, in a big way.
Feb 04, 2019