I Can't Feel My Pants
Olentangy River Brewing

I Can't Feel My PantsI Can't Feel My Pants
Beer Geek Stats
From:
Olentangy River Brewing
 
Ohio, United States
Style:
Russian Imperial Stout
ABV:
9%
Score:
+6 ratings needed
Avg:
4.23 | pDev: 5.44%
Ratings:
4 | reviews: 3
Status:
Active
Rated:
May 25, 2026
Added:
Nov 30, 2018
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by Spankyrightus from Maryland

4.44/5  rDev +5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5
A 12 ounce can purchased at the brewery, poured into a pint glass.
A dark coffee colored pour with a thick dense dark khaki head.
Dark roasted and caramelized barley malt, rich molasses, vanilla, raisin sauce, baker’s chocolate, hints of dark coffee. Medium to full bodied mouthfeel. The 9% ABV fits the beer well.
The enjoyable hops profile help to provide a semidry tangy finish with a pleasant aftertaste.

An outstanding and flavorful Russian Imperial Stout.
May 25, 2026
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Reviewed by aussieyank from Ohio

4.48/5  rDev +5.9%
look: 5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.5
Nice, full bodied flavor hits every part of the palate with hints of coffee and dark chocolate. My glass was served ice cold, which I believe masked some of the flavors. If left to sit for a while to warm up, I believe a greater flavor profile could be established.
Nov 15, 2025
 
Rated: 3.99 by crobinso from Colorado

Jul 05, 2021
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Reviewed by WoodBrew from Ohio

4/5  rDev -5.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
I tried this at the brewery. It poured an opaque dark with tan head that did not leave much lace. The scent had faint roast and chocolate notes. The taste was nicely balanced and easy to drink. The mouthfeel was medium in body with good carbonation. Overall its a solid beer.
Feb 06, 2019