Green Beer
Browar Witnica
- From:
- Browar Witnica
- Poland
- Style:
- European Pale Lager
- ABV:
- 4.2%
- Score:
- +8 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 1.88 | pDev: 46.81%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 2
- Status:
- Inactive
- Rated:
- Nov 14, 2014
- Added:
- Dec 21, 2012
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
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No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by apollutedmind1990 from Connecticut
1/5 rDev -46.8%
1/5 rDev -46.8%
Appearance: Chartreuse green, sickly.
Smell: Malty and skunky, really uncharacteristic of malt beverages like this.
Taste: Overly sweet, barely tasted like beer. Almost a sickening flavor.
Mouthfeel: Fizzy and disgustingly slippery.
Overall: This is the worst tasting malt beverage I've ever tasted. Definitely will not be buying this again.
Nov 14, 2014Smell: Malty and skunky, really uncharacteristic of malt beverages like this.
Taste: Overly sweet, barely tasted like beer. Almost a sickening flavor.
Mouthfeel: Fizzy and disgustingly slippery.
Overall: This is the worst tasting malt beverage I've ever tasted. Definitely will not be buying this again.
Reviewed by flagmantho from Washington
2.77/5 rDev +47.3%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 2
2.77/5 rDev +47.3%
look: 3 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 2
Poured from 500mL green bottle into a pint glass.
Appearance: this beer is as advertised: it's bright goddamn green. There's no haze to the body and a fairly robust effervescence. The head is a finger of frothy pale-green foam. Stylistically accurate: no, not many authentic pale lagers are bright green. Accurate to what the bottle says: absolutely. Attractive: no, but sufficiently novel not to be considered "bad".
Smell: grainy malt aroma with a hint of herby hops. Luckily, the only thing weirdly artificial about this beer seems to be the color.
Taste: sweet malt with a big wet-grain character and minimal bitterness. There's something weird in the sweetness, like maybe there's an artificial sweetner in here or maybe some kind of flavoring? Nothing on the label says anything about added flavors, so maybe this is just a bizarre palate response to the weird color. It's not terrible, but I'm not a fan.
Mouthfeel: medium-light body with a decent carbonation and a refreshing-enough mouthfeel. Not too bad.
Overall: the more I sip on this, the less refreshing and interesting it becomes. I wouldn't want to quaff much more of this even on St. Patrick's Day.
Dec 21, 2012Appearance: this beer is as advertised: it's bright goddamn green. There's no haze to the body and a fairly robust effervescence. The head is a finger of frothy pale-green foam. Stylistically accurate: no, not many authentic pale lagers are bright green. Accurate to what the bottle says: absolutely. Attractive: no, but sufficiently novel not to be considered "bad".
Smell: grainy malt aroma with a hint of herby hops. Luckily, the only thing weirdly artificial about this beer seems to be the color.
Taste: sweet malt with a big wet-grain character and minimal bitterness. There's something weird in the sweetness, like maybe there's an artificial sweetner in here or maybe some kind of flavoring? Nothing on the label says anything about added flavors, so maybe this is just a bizarre palate response to the weird color. It's not terrible, but I'm not a fan.
Mouthfeel: medium-light body with a decent carbonation and a refreshing-enough mouthfeel. Not too bad.
Overall: the more I sip on this, the less refreshing and interesting it becomes. I wouldn't want to quaff much more of this even on St. Patrick's Day.
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