Satire Brewing Company


12136 Grant Cir
Thornton, Colorado, 80241
United States
(720) 275-0667 | map
satirebrewingcompany.com
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by dcscientist from Colorado
4.31/5 rDev +6.9%
vibe: 3.75 | quality: 4 | service: 4.25 | selection: 5 | food: 4.25
4.31/5 rDev +6.9%
vibe: 3.75 | quality: 4 | service: 4.25 | selection: 5 | food: 4.25
This is a funky place all the way around, from the odd location in an office park building across from two hotels to the way they've kept expanding so you can't find the front door without trying several other locked doors first. Then you get inside and it makes a bit more sense. Pick up the food and beer menus and you see the offbeat sense of humor they put into their stuff, and you kind of wonder what you're getting into here. But the food and beer are both solid, and the service is friendly and people all seem to know each other despite how large the place is. They do lots of private parties and events here and it's easy to see why. They must have 40 taps since their beer menu covers almost every style out there, and they aren't afraid to try anything. It's weird, but it's good.
Mar 23, 2026Reviewed by JZH1000 from Colorado
4.14/5 rDev +2.7%
vibe: 4 | quality: 4 | service: 4 | selection: 4.5
4.14/5 rDev +2.7%
vibe: 4 | quality: 4 | service: 4 | selection: 4.5
Vibe gives off a bit of a medieval pub sorta vibe at night, especially in the winter, but it's honestly quite an enjoyable and relaxing place to have a few.
Quality is quite good with the menu pretty accurately describing a beer even if the descriptions can get a bit out there. One thing is they don't necessarily stick to bjcp styles 100% of the time but I like that.
Service is good. The bartender seems to car if I was having a good time, and it seems like they want to come off as a nice place with good service.
Selection is outta this world. From pilsners to alcoholic butter beer to seltzers to DIPAs. There is actually something for everyone. Belgians, fruited brews, and even more this is awesome!
Nov 16, 2022Quality is quite good with the menu pretty accurately describing a beer even if the descriptions can get a bit out there. One thing is they don't necessarily stick to bjcp styles 100% of the time but I like that.
Service is good. The bartender seems to car if I was having a good time, and it seems like they want to come off as a nice place with good service.
Selection is outta this world. From pilsners to alcoholic butter beer to seltzers to DIPAs. There is actually something for everyone. Belgians, fruited brews, and even more this is awesome!
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