Hoodies N Shwartz
Armored Cow Brewing Co.


- From:
- Armored Cow Brewing Co.
- North Carolina, United States
- Style:
- Schwarzbier
- ABV:
- 5%
- Score:
- +9 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 3.42 | pDev: 0%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 1
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Dec 27, 2025
- Added:
- Dec 27, 2025
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
Light-bodied German black lager with roasty cocoa & toasted malt notes. Crisp, smooth, crushable.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by CBlack85 from South Carolina
3.42/5 rDev 0%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5
3.42/5 rDev 0%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5
Poured from a 16 oz can into a Willi Becher Glass
The beer pours a dark brown color with mahogany highlights and about two fingers worth of khaki head that slowly recedes leaving behind very little lacing.
The aroma is roasted malts, chocolate, and a hint of coffee.
The flavor is toasty and earthy with notes of chocolate and coffee. Light bodied and moderately carbonated with a slightly bitter finish.
Overall, the beer is OK, but is missing something, and finishes a bit too bitter.
Dec 27, 2025The beer pours a dark brown color with mahogany highlights and about two fingers worth of khaki head that slowly recedes leaving behind very little lacing.
The aroma is roasted malts, chocolate, and a hint of coffee.
The flavor is toasty and earthy with notes of chocolate and coffee. Light bodied and moderately carbonated with a slightly bitter finish.
Overall, the beer is OK, but is missing something, and finishes a bit too bitter.
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