LIT AF
Zony Mash Beer Project
- From:
- Zony Mash Beer Project
- Louisiana, United States
- Style:
- Sweet / Milk Stout
- ABV:
- 11%
- Score:
- +7 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 3.28 | pDev: 23.48%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 1
- Status:
- Retired
- Rated:
- Jun 10, 2023
- Added:
- Dec 24, 2020
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
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No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by hoptheology from South Dakota
2.22/5 rDev -32.3%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 1 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 2
2.22/5 rDev -32.3%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 1 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 2
16 oz can, no date, into North Coast Tulip.
Pours a light brown from the can, disconcerting, and forms a medium-dark brown color. The head is only slightly lighter, khaki-brown, and fills 60% of the glass. Not sure if that's a sign of infection or not. Slowly recedes to a finger and amazingly, leaves absolutely no lace.
Aroma is fudge-forward. Melted and burnt chocolate, a bit of chocolate covered blueberry, with a slight backdrop of coffee, raspberry, and pineapple. I'm not sure what the deal is with these fruity notes.
Okay. I spit it out. I don't think it's infected though. Let me check again. Nope. But I can't swallow it. It's just that awful. It's like the worst stout you could ever make. It's like chocolate pudding meets pineapple sorbet and fruit cake. Nope.
Feel is overcarbonated, swells the mouth with the same intensity it did in the glass. Roasty, no heat though, but it doesn't matter.
Overall, another spitter-outter. A tropical chocolate pudding mess. So weird. It's supposed to incorporate chocolate gelt, a Hanukkah treat, which I suppose explains the odd label. I don't know where the fruitcake is coming from. I have never had luck with Zony Mash. I think I'm done with 'em. Retch.
GROSS AF
$3.75 @ Marcello's in Lafayette
Jul 20, 2021Pours a light brown from the can, disconcerting, and forms a medium-dark brown color. The head is only slightly lighter, khaki-brown, and fills 60% of the glass. Not sure if that's a sign of infection or not. Slowly recedes to a finger and amazingly, leaves absolutely no lace.
Aroma is fudge-forward. Melted and burnt chocolate, a bit of chocolate covered blueberry, with a slight backdrop of coffee, raspberry, and pineapple. I'm not sure what the deal is with these fruity notes.
Okay. I spit it out. I don't think it's infected though. Let me check again. Nope. But I can't swallow it. It's just that awful. It's like the worst stout you could ever make. It's like chocolate pudding meets pineapple sorbet and fruit cake. Nope.
Feel is overcarbonated, swells the mouth with the same intensity it did in the glass. Roasty, no heat though, but it doesn't matter.
Overall, another spitter-outter. A tropical chocolate pudding mess. So weird. It's supposed to incorporate chocolate gelt, a Hanukkah treat, which I suppose explains the odd label. I don't know where the fruitcake is coming from. I have never had luck with Zony Mash. I think I'm done with 'em. Retch.
GROSS AF
$3.75 @ Marcello's in Lafayette
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