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Funky Fluid

Available at Swiat Piwa in Krakow today.

The beer pours an opaque, blackish brown color with light lacing and fair head retention. This has the look of a beer that has seen considerable barrel aging. For such a mammoth beer, the nose is surprisingly shy and reticent. Still, I'm picking up noticeable cinnamon, pronounced apple brandy, coconut, vanilla, milk chocolate and coffee. On the palate, there's just an avalanche of flavor in this bad boy. I'm picking up considerable apple brandy, coconut, cinnamon, chocolate and vanilla. The beer is a bit boozy, but that's probably to be expected in a 15% abv beer. The soft, plushy mouthfeel is full and long, with a lingering finish. Carbonation seems fairly low in this beer, which works well with a beer of this magnitude. Alcohol is well integrated into the flavor profile, though you can tell it's rather up there.

All and all, this is a very impressive beer by this new to me brewery. At $18.50 for a 330 ml bottle, this beer is well priced as well. Impressive.

Edit from 3/15/26. Trying this at home, some months after our visit to Krakow, I'm even more impressed. Have upgraded me review score accordingly. This is an absolutely excellent beer.