Cats & Dogs
Ill Will Brewing

Poured oozed out of a squishy pint can, the body appears to be orange juice. Neither head nor lacing.

Aroma is a mix of pineapple, orange and vanilla. Like a liquified St. Joseph Aspirin for those familiar with that children's aspirin and not meant as a slag.

Taste follows nose as this beer is a smoothie in taste and a good tasting one. Pineapple in charge with orange and vanilla in lesser amounts. No hops. No malts. A bit of lactose. At swallow there is a mild sour funk that fades fast. No sign of ABV.

Mouthfeel is good, pretty heavy and smooth. No carbonation.

Not fully opaque straw yellow with a fizzy white surface that quickly recedes to a thick ridge and then nothing shortly thereafter.

It smells like a piña colada, but tastes a lot breadier than you'd expect. It's also sticky sweet, yet constrastingly watery. The fruits are tangy with mild accents of orange and milder vanilla, but are mostly propped up by stringy, zippy pineapple. It's just crazy thin.

I thought I fucked this pour up, but it legitimately avoids being absurdly creamy or thick, and is even a little fizzy (though not enough to form a full head). Ironically enough, it ended up at the exact opposite pole on the mouthfeel map than most of their smoothies.

Wow. An orange and pineapple smoothie sour. Tastes like what everyone will want to drink with brunch. Hard to believe there's any alcohol in it when you taste it, but have enough and the 8% will hit you. It looks, smells, and feels beautiful. The taste leans towards orange juice with a subtle pineapple boost. You've probably never tasted a beer like this, but you should.