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Ill Will Brewing

While some find these attributes attractive, this ugly AF monstrosity displays a salmon paste dull pink with one of those insane looking heads of tapioca bubbles. It actually retains for an impressive clip, settling to a wet strawberry muffin batter consistency. It's alive!

Up front it's a straight up peanut butter milkshake, with an actual milkshake viscosity. The "jelly" attributes faintly accent, for me, all over a Wonder Bread backing. However, the growler I later bought for a friend settled out not even two days later, where the bottom apparently contained all the fruity jelly components.

Thick as all hell, it's beers like this that make me wonder whether people would rather breweries get into an entirely different beverage industry altogether.