Dead Rabbits
Ill Will Brewing

Thicker and more opaque chocolate milk brown than a glass of Yoohoo, and of course no head to speak of, it is the stuff or pudding lore.

We both really wanted to love this, figuring the chocolate would soften the mint a bit more than Shenanigans, which it very mildly does, but it's still got that quite sharp menthol bite to it. As such it's certainly closer to a grasshopper or mint chocolate martini, but still a bit harsh.

It's undeniably fun, though, and better than Shenanigans, while at about the same level as Gremlin. After a few more sips, I finally recall the teenage memory my palate was desperately trying to claw back: Wrigley's Doublemint! I can't even express just how fucking much that's hitting dead on right now.