Dark Brandon
Minocqua Brewing Company
- From:
- Minocqua Brewing Company
- Wisconsin, United States
- Style:
- American Stout
- ABV:
- 6%
- Score:
- +9 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 3.4 | pDev: 0%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 1
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Jul 31, 2024
- Added:
- Jul 31, 2024
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
NO SCORE
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Dark Brandon.
It all began in October, 2021, when a sports reporter tried to misdirect a crowd’s profanity against President Biden at the Talladega Racetrack by telling the TV audience they were instead shouting “Let’s Go Brandon” in support of a driver with the same name.
Then, after a string of policy wins and Biden’s strategic use of the word “malarkey” when relating to some of the most ludicrous MAGA characters in Congress, our president’s alter-ego, “Dark Brandon,” was born.
Instead of eschewing the limelight and humbly working behind the scenes to solve America’s problems, Dark Brandon harnesses the power of storm clouds to vanquish the evil that attempts to harm our country, both from outside our borders and from within.
Similarly, our Dark Brandon Espresso Stout aims to vanquish your taste buds by harnessing the electricity of Madison’s award-winning Rusty Dog Coffee, and packing a strength only found among superheroes.
It all began in October, 2021, when a sports reporter tried to misdirect a crowd’s profanity against President Biden at the Talladega Racetrack by telling the TV audience they were instead shouting “Let’s Go Brandon” in support of a driver with the same name.
Then, after a string of policy wins and Biden’s strategic use of the word “malarkey” when relating to some of the most ludicrous MAGA characters in Congress, our president’s alter-ego, “Dark Brandon,” was born.
Instead of eschewing the limelight and humbly working behind the scenes to solve America’s problems, Dark Brandon harnesses the power of storm clouds to vanquish the evil that attempts to harm our country, both from outside our borders and from within.
Similarly, our Dark Brandon Espresso Stout aims to vanquish your taste buds by harnessing the electricity of Madison’s award-winning Rusty Dog Coffee, and packing a strength only found among superheroes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by ZebulonXZogg from Illinois
3.4/5 rDev 0%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.25
3.4/5 rDev 0%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.25
looks like a Coke or Pepsi, short lived head, no lacing. Snot factory says coffee, weak and pale. Has a bitter funky aftertaste. Not something to write home about.
Jul 31, 2024
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