My Founder's Breakfast Stout slimed me.

I just bought one of the last two 4 packs at my local store. I've had three and no goop for me. I'd email Founders and let them know

 

It's coagulated proteins that are supposed to drop out of solution and not make it to the bottle, but shit happens sometimes. I bet it's a very rare occurrence with FBS, so wouldn't worry too much about buying it again, especially since the beer tasted fine. If the taste was off it might be something else.

 

I really got a good laugh from the title of this thread, much appreciated.

That being said, no one has ever slimed in my mouth…but like the rest said - protein buildup. All is well!

 

Probably just a protein buildup. Typically doesn't affect the quality of the beer. See here for a similar issue involving Curmudgeon: http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/curmudgeon-2013-infection.140190/#post-2012346

 

Jester beat me to it...

Here is another:

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/whats-this-snot-like-stuff-in-my-beer.102906/

 

Got the same thing from a 2013 Parabola. I saw it floating on top of the final pour. I was also initially weirded out, but my buddy assured me all was well. He did not lie.

 

Protein build-ups suck.

 

Not a big deal. I had one floating in an Old Raspy a few months ago, fished it out with a fork and drank the beer. Tasted fine.

 

1990's Nickelodeon reference?

 

No goop in my FBS, lovely beer. Still, I have seen in other beers what you are talking about, it does happen and guys more than women seem to mind it,...

 

Ha ha! And a Ghostbusters reference could be fitting as well.

 

Poo in beer is not good! Lol. Glad it wasn't bad.