Worst beer you've tried

If you count craft beer I would say:
The Bruery Salt of the earth. It was horrible!

Or every beer I have ever had from Helsingborgs brygghus or South plains brewing. Got damnit, last beer from SPB tasted like dishwather that has been carbonized.

 

Triton Deadeye stout. Smells like diaper rash ointment. If you've changed as many diapers as I have it's not the smell you want in a beer.

 

Nimbus Red Ale!

No matter how rough a beer is I can usually get through a glass of it, not this one. I gave it two sips and poured it out.

 

Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale - tasted like I would imagine if someone woke up the day after a party, took a stale beer, poured into an ashtray full of cigarette butts and drank it.

Stone Crime/Punishment - really, really, really bad pepper juice.

 

Appropriately named.

 

Another vote for Cave Creek Chili beer. They should just change the name to Drainpour.

 

Tempest Unforgiven

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/28752/85945/

Seems the few who have reviewed liked it and a friend of mine enjoyed it, but tasted to me like smoked salmon on burnt rye bread blended with beer, 2 gulps then poured down the sink. At least I got to cleanse my palate with a To Øl Mine Is Bigger Than Yours barley wine.

 

A buddy and I picked up some of their Prohibition Series, the one with cider, during an otherwise normal craft beer run. Worst idea ever. We both took a sip at the same time and said it was like apple cider with a Labatt finish. :shudder:

 

If that's your worst, I want to drink what you're having!

 

Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/430/18698/


Not sure if was just a bad day or what but the result was a drain pour.

 

Stone IPA.

Worst ipa on the planet, that I've tasted.

 

the worst beer I ever had is Shock Top "Apple". I rated it horribly here, sincerely wishing I could use zeroes. It made me burp artificial green apple "flavour" until 1am

edit to add my review:

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29/88849/?ba=StuartCarter

 

picture the scene: room full of beer nerds, in Munster for DLD, casually destroying bombers of this and 6 packs of that. And one 12oz bottle of Horse Piss, still half full, being drain poured.

Picture scene 2: a couple of weeks later, Yours Truly pouring a sample of Horse Piss for a brewer and strong-arming the brewer to try it (on the grounds that most of said beer nerds were watching). Brewer takes one sniff, exclaims "oh God, I can smell the corn! (horrified expression)". Brewer takes one sip and runs away to barf.

Good times, good times!

 

Kaliber.

 

Against the Grain "There Gose the Neighborhood" This was brewed with roasted red peppers and cilantro and I felt like I was drinking a shitty Pico de Gallo....

 

2 come to mind for me: Lost Lake, tasted like stale applejuice and Backwoods Bastard, tasted like Rootbeer syrup and bottom shelf whiskey. I didn't drain pour either.

 

Braaaiins that was just awful to me. Two drink drainpour

 

It's crazy how different people perceive tastes...Backwoods Bastard is one of my all time favorites (especially since it is a style I don't have often)

 

No, it really is that bad. If I recall correctly, there was also a nice cardboard presence to that one.

 

Several years ago, I think it was made by Westbrook...a Smoked Berliner Weiss...tasted like dirty feet, I wouldn't even subject my drain to it, I poured it on the neighbors lawn