Best quotes from reviews

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  1. biboergosum

    biboergosum Grand Pooh-Bah (5,804) Oct 28, 2007 Canada (AB)
    Pooh-Bah

    Yeah, I've often wondered whether woodychandler or myself have reviewed (cough, slain) more of that joke of a brewery's brutal offerings.
     
    #121 biboergosum, Sep 25, 2015
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  2. JTW10

    JTW10 Zealot (527) Nov 25, 2013 Pennsylvania

    reviews for insanity that stuck with me:

    "this beer is why people like me get up every morning and go to work"

    "if this said founders on the label it would sell out in a day"
     
    #122 JTW10, Sep 25, 2015
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  3. hoptheology

    hoptheology Grand Pooh-Bah (5,379) May 12, 2014 South Dakota
    Pooh-Bah Trader


    I'm dying at this one. Hahahahaha man of few words.
     
    #123 hoptheology, Sep 25, 2015
  4. hoptheology

    hoptheology Grand Pooh-Bah (5,379) May 12, 2014 South Dakota
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    AHAHAHAHAHA
     
    #124 hoptheology, Sep 25, 2015
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  5. EzGee

    EzGee Initiate (0) Sep 30, 2009 Michigan

    We've gotta send RaulMondesi more bottom-of-the-barrel beer.

    His reviews are top notch, but the lower the ranking, the more the brews suck, the more in stitches I am.

    The dude's gotta life in comedy. Keep 'em coming Raul :slight_smile:
     
    #125 EzGee, Sep 25, 2015
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  6. 2beerdogs

    2beerdogs Grand Pooh-Bah (5,682) Jan 31, 2005 California
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    I remember reading this, disagreeing with 90% of it, and still laughing my ass off.
     
    #126 2beerdogs, Sep 26, 2015
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  7. 2beerdogs

    2beerdogs Grand Pooh-Bah (5,682) Jan 31, 2005 California
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Fucking classic.
     
    #127 2beerdogs, Sep 26, 2015
  8. Savan

    Savan Zealot (720) Jul 2, 2014 Minnesota

    Good sir, I do believe he said "your momma" :wink:
     
    #128 Savan, Sep 26, 2015
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  9. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    In Memoriam Pooh-Bah Trader

    OMG that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. That guy needs to drink some Minhas and post here.
     
    #129 cavedave, Sep 26, 2015
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  10. papposilenus

    papposilenus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,232) Jun 21, 2014 New Hampshire
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    #130 papposilenus, Sep 26, 2015
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  11. twizzard

    twizzard Pooh-Bah (2,080) May 11, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    #131 twizzard, Sep 26, 2015
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  12. Lazhal

    Lazhal Pooh-Bah (1,890) Mar 13, 2011 Michigan
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    #132 Lazhal, Sep 26, 2015
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  13. sergeantstogie

    sergeantstogie Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2010 Washington

    All my questions are still valid. Maybe better!
     
    #133 sergeantstogie, Sep 26, 2015
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  14. donspublic

    donspublic Grand Pooh-Bah (3,552) Aug 4, 2014 Texas
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    #134 donspublic, Sep 26, 2015
  15. Raime

    Raime Pooh-Bah (1,935) Jun 4, 2012 North Korea
    Pooh-Bah

    The legend speaks!
     
    #135 Raime, Sep 26, 2015
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  16. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    I bet you change your tune the next time somebody offers you Ralph's Potted Meat :grinning:.
     
    #136 TongoRad, Sep 26, 2015
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  17. Brackh

    Brackh Initiate (0) Jun 24, 2014 Georgia

    I agree that @RaulMondesi kills it. His review of BCBS made me want to write reviews. "Blacker than sin and as dangerous as a 2x4 with a nail in it".
     
    #137 Brackh, Sep 26, 2015
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  18. JuicesFlowing

    JuicesFlowing Initiate (0) Jul 5, 2009 Kansas

    My own review from Icehouse Edge ... and this is why I will never, ever drink a malt liquor again in my entire life:

    Aroma: Corn, and metal. Not as in Korn and Nu Metal. It sort of smells vulgar, and illegal, like there's some unsavory chemicals being used in the mash tun.
     
    #138 JuicesFlowing, Sep 26, 2015
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  19. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    OK, I'll bite. Where did that beer come from, did you buy it, and did it really ever exist?
     
    #139 rgordon, Sep 26, 2015
  20. Raime

    Raime Pooh-Bah (1,935) Jun 4, 2012 North Korea
    Pooh-Bah

    Haha, sounds like Labatt Maximum Ice
     
    #140 Raime, Sep 27, 2015
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