Waxed bottles--is there a point beyond visual appeal?

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  1. Bitterbill

    Bitterbill Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,036) Sep 14, 2002 Wyoming
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    And an excuse to charge more?
     
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  2. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Yup!

    As a put it in post #17 above: "The presence of wax on the bottle represents the brewery can price the beer even higher..."

    Cheers!
     
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  3. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    Really, the best thing to do is bury them in sand for aging.
     
  4. John_M

    John_M Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,849) Oct 25, 2003 Washington
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    You beat me to it Jack.

    Yep. As soon as I see a bottle has wax on it, I immediately assume that it will be priced at $20 or more for a bomber. It's very rare that I've been wrong with that assumption.
     
  5. GOBLIN

    GOBLIN Pooh-Bah (2,676) Mar 3, 2013 Ohio
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    I used to think that waxed bottles were meant to be cellared. But now I'm convinced that waxed bottles are meant to frustrate me during opening so I have a honest reason to drink.
     
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  6. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Is there anything worse than spending $500 on a website for what you thought was a beautiful candle only to discover it is just a worthless waxed bottle filled with KBBS?
     
  7. GOBLIN

    GOBLIN Pooh-Bah (2,676) Mar 3, 2013 Ohio
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    Oh geeez ... is that real ?
     
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  8. John_M

    John_M Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,849) Oct 25, 2003 Washington
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    Probably not.

    Do you often spend $500 on candles (beautiful or otherwise)? If you do, then I can absolutely see where this would be pretty annoying.
     
  9. Ranbot

    Ranbot Pooh-Bah (2,463) Nov 27, 2006 Pennsylvania
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  10. jstilwell

    jstilwell Pundit (835) Oct 21, 2008 Massachusetts
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    As someone who likes to cellar big beers for long periods of time, my (albeit) anecdotal data seems to suggest that wax does indeed prevent oxidation.
     
  11. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    It's possible to make of fun of something while still fully participating in it.
     
  12. Ranbot

    Ranbot Pooh-Bah (2,463) Nov 27, 2006 Pennsylvania
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    True.
     
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  13. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    or an assassin bottle refilled with Founder's imperial stout :flushed:
     
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  14. jglenn73

    jglenn73 Initiate (0) Jul 28, 2015 New Jersey

    No
     
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  15. Beer_Stan

    Beer_Stan Initiate (0) Mar 15, 2014 California
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    My often juvenile mind couldn't help itself with this one.
     
  16. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    I don't recall the beer now, but I had one that was waxed, capped, and corked. No way that beer was going to escape. At that point it's obvious that the wax is decorative.
     
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  17. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    This. I've never had a problem opening a bottle of Maker's Mark. You get the visual appeal without the risk of slicing off a body part. Why would you not do this?
     
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  18. dbrauneis

    dbrauneis Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,071) Dec 8, 2007 North Carolina
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    I always wondered about that...maybe they figured they could identify their previous customers by the missing or scarred digits.
     
  19. nc41

    nc41 Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
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    Stops oxygen from sneaking thru a cap, but I hate taking off wax tops. I’m always afraid I’ll run a knife thru my hand. They look nice, they serve a purpose, but I don’t like dealing with them. If they waxed it like Makers Mark does it wouldn’t be a hassle.
     
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  20. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Nope. The wax is oxygen permeable.

    If the breweries truly want a package that stops 100% of oxygen ingress then can those beers. Apparently Sierra Nevada made this decision for there recent release of Barrel Aged Narwhal.

    Cheers!
     
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